Cultivation Is No Match for Selling Milk Tea

What do I do if I transmigrate into a cultivation novel where everyone dotes on the heroine, and become her twin sister?

Her aloof master, who had taught her with such care, said, "If you didn't look so much like her, I wouldn't have taken you as my disciple."

Her gentle senior brother, who treated her like a fiancée, said, "Sorry, my heart belongs to your sister alone."

Her clingy, puppy-like junior brother said, "You really think you're something, don't you? How could you ever compare to her?"

Looking at her miserable future, Song Mingjiao decisively said goodbye to that awful sect. Whoever wants to go can go. She was done cultivating!

And then a voice rang out in her mind.

"Ding! Welcome to the Cultivation Bubble Tea Shop System!"

Not long after, people in the cultivation world noticed a little-known shop had opened at the foot of the mountain.

An elder of the Hehuan Sect smiled warmly. "This 'Fruit-Filled Tea' works even better than the Youth-Preserving Pill!"

A sword cultivator big sister was completely satisfied. "What kind of divine drink is Four Seasons Milk Green? I'm spending all the money I saved for a sword tassel on bubble tea!"

A disciple of the Sha Sect marveled. "I drank Cheese Jasmine, and my luck actually got better?"

Her former master, senior brother, and junior brother: "???"

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After transmigrating into a book, Song Mingjiao bound herself to the System and opened a bubble tea shop in the cultivation world.

Each tea had a different effect. They could accumulate merit and increase one's cultivation.

She made and sold bubble tea every day, happily busy as could be.

She also happened to pick up a fluffy little creature with blue eyes and a big tail. It circled around her every day, meowing cutely, and became the bubble tea shop's best mascot.

As she kept selling, the bubble tea shop became a treasure that safeguarded the cultivation world.

Rogue cultivators, disciples from sects, and mysterious bigwigs all came to visit. A long line formed outside the shop, and Song Mingjiao became the darling of the entire cultivation world.

Her former sect finally came to its senses and begged her to return. The bubble tea shop's customers stopped them with smiles.

"A disciple? I already gave Jiao Jiao an elder's token. Why should she lower herself to go back to the sect and run errands?"

"Senior sister? The line of people who want to be Mingjiao-jie's junior brothers stretches from one mountain to the next. Who do you think you are?"

"Fiancée?"

The fluffy creature in Song Mingjiao's arms, licking its paws, transformed into the crazed Demon King who had once slaughtered his way through all three realms. A cold sword pressed against the other person's lifeline, and he smiled icily.

"Who do you think you are, daring to covet my Dao companion?"

Song Mingjiao: "...???"

Wait, wait, wait! Can't we talk this out? How did I become your Dao companion?

The Demon King dropped his bloodstained sword, transformed into a kitten, and obediently licked Song Mingjiao's face. "Meow~"

Song Mingjiao: A kitten couldn't possibly have any bad intentions, right? You're right about everything.

#My years of starting a business in the cultivation world and picking up a Demon King to pet like a cat#

An optimistic, laid-back beauty x a crazed villainous Demon King

[Content warnings]

My take on cultivation, with a mountain of personal worldbuilding. The title and blurb are tentative. At heart, it's a lighthearted, silly sweet romance.

Theme: Nothing should come before bubble tea and fluff