It's Just a Little Romance

[Height difference]

158 cm, adorable little foodie x 192 cm, cold, shamelessly flirtatious, devastatingly handsome man

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Popular Zhihu topic: [What's it like to have a boyfriend who's much taller than you?]

Bai Qingxi saw it and, with a grilled sausage in her mouth, started typing furiously:

[I'm an expert. There are only three words for the experience: too bad! terrible! perishing!

First, you have to wash your hair every day. Even if it's not greasy, he'll make it greasy by touching it! (Angry!)

Then you have to take the biggest possible steps when you walk. If you slow down, he'll grab you by the back of your collar and tuck you under his arm, making your head spin and leaving you breathless! He's trying to kill you!

Kissing, too. If he doesn't want to bend his neck, he'll yank you up and pin you to a wall, a door, or a lamppost, so your feet leave the ground and you have to cling to him to keep your balance! He'll even call you a shorty! Who could put up with that!!!

In short, he'll use every advantage his height gives him to bully and torment you! He'll have you screaming in frustration every day! I advise all my sisters not to date tall guys! This is a lesson learned through blood and tears (wipes tears, bites blanket and cries)

Half an hour later, a reply appeared beneath hers:

[...Is that so? I have a girlfriend who doesn't want to bend her neck to wash her own hair. Whenever it gets greasy, she says I made it greasy by touching it, then makes me wash it for her. She used this as an excuse to make me buy her over a dozen hats, which she wears in a different style every day, never repeating one for half a month.

She thinks walking is too tiring and wants to free her legs, so I have to carry her. If I don't tuck her under my arm, she insists on being carried that way just for fun. She doesn't want to crane her neck to kiss me, so I have to pick her up and hold her high enough for her to kiss me while looking down.

Besides that, she climbs onto my leg and swings, and when we go shopping and find a crowd, she climbs onto my head to get the best view...]

Three minutes later, two furious hands shoved the study door open. Bai Qingxi gritted her teeth. "Tu Lie! If I don't strangle you today and leave you trapped in this room forever, then my name isn't Bai Qingxi!"

Tu Lie was holding a cup on his way to the living room to get some water. He stopped, looked down at her silently for two seconds, and asked at a leisurely pace, "How are you planning to strangle me?"

As he spoke, he lifted his chin and touched his sexy Adam's apple. His brows furrowed, as if he were worried about whether she could reach his throat and strangle him to death.

Bai Qingxi flew into a rage: Aaaaaah!!!

How did she end up with a boyfriend like this?

A stinking man who spent every day trying to piss off his girlfriend and constantly testing how far he could push her before she snapped!

*A lighthearted, brainless romance about everyday life, written for fun.

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