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If you knew you had a koi-like constitution that greatly improved the luck of everyone around you, but did absolutely nothing for you, what would you do?
As the stepdaughter of a wealthy family, Chi An is saddled with all sorts of baseless accusations: talking back to her parents, disrespecting her older brother, trying to seduce her brother-in-law, coveting property that doesn't belong to her...
A dream tells her why all this is happening, and why her stepsister has become the koi of everyone's dreams.
Now that she knows about her constitution, she smiles at this so-called family feud, turns around, and knocks on the door of the relevant government department.
If her existence is destined to benefit other people, she only hopes to use her ability where it's needed most.
At first, all she wants is to give of herself and settle down for a quiet life at the department, far from the wealthy family's squabbles. She never expects to accidentally end up being doted on by everyone.
From then on, her life becomes peaceful yet fulfilling. Every day, she chats and shares her thoughts with others, writes a few reports, and enjoys her coworkers' treats.
Sometimes she goes on business trips to carry out urgent missions that require good luck.
She is exceptionally content with this easygoing, retiree-like lifestyle.
So often, all it takes is a little luck. Chi An's role is to provide that little bit, so that everyone's hard work can pay off.
Dear, do you need help? Would you like to come live next door to the koi for a while?
And so Chi An gets a new neighbor: a scientific genius, a gravely ill tycoon...
Living next door to a koi is a joy you can't imagine.
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One day, Su Li transmigrates and becomes... the Heavenly Dao of the cultivation world.
The previous Heavenly Dao has run off, leaving the new one with a huge mess to clean up.
Looking at the enormous holes scattered across the cultivation world,
Su Li says, "No rush. Let's hear some gossip first."
What she doesn't know is that other people can hear her thoughts while she gossips.
So, while representatives of the major sects are holding a serious meeting:
[What? The Supreme Elder of Chengtian Sect, the Buddha's chosen one from Thousand Buddha Sect, and the Sect Master of Ten Thousand Swords Sect all have the same unattainable first love?]
Everyone: ?!!
Is this something we're allowed to hear?!
[Wow, no wonder the Sect Master of the Hehuan Sect is so impressive. He's got all these people on the hook and never gets caught! A role model for us all!!]
[Wait, he's a man disguised as a woman too? Amazing, amazing. Of course men understand men best.]
Everyone: This is thrilling!!!
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[Unbelievable!!! A certain sword cultivator actually used his life-bound sword to... himself, and the sword spirit, who'd only just gained awareness, got so angry it chopped "it" off!!??]
Everyone: !!!!
Do sword cultivators get up to things like this?!
From then on, a "truth" about sword cultivators spreads through the cultivation world: To obtain a sword spirit, you must first castrate yourself.
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Later, during Ten Thousand Swords Sect's tournament, a huge scandal suddenly breaks:
[No way, this Sword Venerable is actually a shut-in who transmigrated here! He's been here for three years and has only learned to fly on a sword, and he's afraid of heights!]
[He can't even draw his life-bound sword, and nobody in the whole sect noticed?!]
[The cultivation world is doomed!]
Everyone from Ten Thousand Swords Sect: !!!
Looking at the "Sword Venerable," who slacks off every day and swings his sword fewer than three thousand times a day, the elders exchange glances and look solemnly at what lies beneath the "Sword Venerable":
The Sword Venerable can't perform because he hasn't * yet!
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To fix the mess left behind by the previous Heavenly Dao, Su Li creates several clones and sends them into the cultivation world to patch up the holes.
But for some reason, every time she gets there, the world's flaws have already fixed themselves before she can do anything.
Life... the Dao of life, how lonely as snow.
As she sighs, Su Li sets down the Nth future big shot of the cultivation world she's rescued and multitasks by starting to gossip:
[What? The Lord of Chiyang City, who has eighteen concubines, actually suffers from erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation!! How many cultivators with kidney problems is that now??]
Gossip really is the most fun!
After she finally "repairs" every flaw in the cultivation world, she looks back and thinks, huh:
Why does every great cultivator seem to have an unattainable first love?
What!! That first love is me?!
Theme: Helping others is a wonderful virtue
It's so comfortable to write! Instead of relying on Koi all the time, I have made my own efforts to be able to stand in this position. It's really positive energy hahahaha
It is better to write a time-travel article and bind the system so that the ability can be quantified. Otherwise, I think the ability of major experiments is very buggy. Especially for industrial research and development, it saves time, effort and money... The uncertainty caused by errors in the research and development process has also been avoided...
This is really a very positive article. The wronged heroine did not complain or take revenge. She has been silently contributing and growing since she was handed over to the country. I have had tears in my eyes after reading it several times. It is really great. Big support for the author!
I thought she was pregnant and her powers were disabled. Is Goodfellas over? ? ?
This is an essay that makes me very comfortable. I don't rely on external things and grow with help. In the end, even if I lose external help, I can still live a wonderful life.
After playing 8.7~8.8 For the second time, I felt a little disappointed after watching the ending.
Sprinkle flowers after watching this! ! ! ! ! An An is great!
It would be great if there really was such a person
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Very good, the author's writing style is quite interesting
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It's so comfortable to write! Instead of relying on Koi all the time, I have made my own efforts to be able to stand in this position. It's really positive energy hahahaha
It is better to write a time-travel article and bind the system so that the ability can be quantified. Otherwise, I think the ability of major experiments is very buggy. Especially for industrial research and development, it saves time, effort and money... The uncertainty caused by errors in the research and development process has also been avoided...
This is really a very positive article. The wronged heroine did not complain or take revenge. She has been silently contributing and growing since she was handed over to the country. I have had tears in my eyes after reading it several times. It is really great. Big support for the author!
I thought she was pregnant and her powers were disabled. Is Goodfellas over? ? ?
This is an essay that makes me very comfortable. I don't rely on external things and grow with help. In the end, even if I lose external help, I can still live a wonderful life.
After playing 8.7~8.8 For the second time, I felt a little disappointed after watching the ending.
Sprinkle flowers after watching this! ! ! ! ! An An is great!
It would be great if there really was such a person
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Very good, the author's writing style is quite interesting