When Salted Fish Is Bound to the Strategy System

Open "You Can Hear Heaven Eating Melon in the Immortal World" immediately. The copy is at the bottom. If you like the little cutie, please click into the column and click to favorite it~~ Copywriting of this article: If I need to use one word to describe Yan Jin, it must be 'salted fish'. I can never sit down when I can lie down, I can never stand when I can sit down, I am just a salty fish who has no big ambitions. Until one day, a so-called strategy system bound her. System: "You have to work hard and be good enough to conquer Sheng Zhaoluo!" "Okay, no problem, but can you let me sleep for a while first?" System: "Come on, pretend to be a chance encounter, the target is right next to you!" "Okay, no problem, but can you let me watch this video first?" System: "The target is in a car accident. Hurry up. If you save him, you will be his savior!" "Okay, no problem, but let me call 110 and 120 first." She was so tired from fighting. With all the time she had, she might as well have a good sleep, Yan Jin thought in a perfunctory way, then turned around and fell asleep. … "Hey, system, it seems you haven't sent a task for a long time?" System: "Okay, no problem, but can you let me finish reciting this Great Compassion Mantra?" ? ? ? ! ! ! Her system seemed to be going crazy. ------ Male protagonist's perspective copywriting Sheng Zhaoluo is a proud man praised by people, with a distinguished family background and superior abilities. It's just that for some reason, he has attracted the pursuit of many women, but he is not at all womanly. As for the reason, there are different opinions. Some people say that he is in poor health, while others say that he prefers male sex. Sheng Zhaoluo didn't care at all what everyone thought, he still went his own way. In fact, he has a secret, that is, he has been hearing strange sounds since he was fifteen years old. This voice bound a host and made him a target of strategy, hoping to capture him with warmth and love in exchange for incredible benefits in the eyes of the world. But so what, no one has succeeded so far. This has been the case before, and it will be even more so in the future. Listening to the system being bound to a host again, they were talking about the benefits of a successful strategy. He lowered his head indifferently and opened the document in his hand without caring. He was another fool who was fooled by the system. It won't succeed anyway, just treat it as a joke. Until a banquet, the new host bound to this system happily promised to come here to meet him. Sheng Zhaoluo raised the wine glass in his hand with dignity and elegance, and had already thought about how to reject it simply and without leaving any hope for her. However, until the end of the banquet, he did not see the shadow of the host. System & Sheng Zhaoluo... Some readers said that the copy of this article is very similar to that of another wife. Just for clarification: all articles are inspired by me, and this article is also about Jinjiang hot topics The copywriter once asked for help in Bishui, building number 1454666 ———————————— Pre-collection of the article "Everyone in the world of cultivating immortals can hear the way of heaven eating melons", please collect it Once he traveled through time, Su Li became... The way of heaven in the world of cultivating immortals. The previous Tiandao ran away, leaving a lot of messes that need to be repaired by the current Tiandao. Looking at the big holes in the world of immortality. Su Li: Don't worry, let's have a meal first. However, she didn't know that others could hear her voice while she was eating melon. So, when the representatives of the major sects held a serious meeting: What? Bai Yueguang, the Supreme Elder of the Chengtian Sect, the Buddhist disciple of the Thousand Buddhas Sect, and the leader of the Wanjian Sect, are actually the same person? Everyone:? ! ! Is this what we can listen to! ! [Good guy, you are worthy of being the leader of the Hehuan Sect. You have stepped on so many boats without overturning. You are a role model for us! ! [Wait a minute, it's actually a man pretending to be a woman. That's cool. It's true that men understand men best. Everyone: Exciting! ! ! - Shocked! ! ! A certain swordsman actually took his natal sword, and the sword spirit who had just developed spiritual consciousness was so angry that he immediately cut it off! ! ? ? Everyone:! ! ! ! Do their sword cultivators have such a good time? Since then, a 'truth' about sword cultivation has been spread in the world of immortal cultivation - if you want to obtain the sword spirit, you must first secede from the palace. * It was not until later, during the Wanjian Sect's competition, that Da Gua suddenly said: [No way, this sword master is actually an otaku time traveler. He has learned how to fly with a sword after coming here for three years, and he is also afraid of heights! [The natal sword cannot be pulled out, but no one in the Sword Sect has discovered the problem? ! [Pills for cultivating immortality! Everyone from Wanjian Sect:! ! ! Looking at the 'Sword Master' who is in ruins every day and swings his sword less than three thousand times a day The elders of Wanjian Sect exchanged glances with each other, and looked at the 'Sword Lord' with heavy eyes: Sword Master can't do it, it must be because he hasn't had sex yet! - In order to make up for the mess left by his predecessor Tiandao, Su Li transformed into several clones and went to the world of cultivation to fill the holes. But for some reason, every time before she could do anything, the holes in the world were filled by themselves. Life... Tao Sheng, is really lonely as snow. While Su Li sighed, she put down the Nth future immortal cultivator whom she had rescued in her hand, multitasked herself, and began to eat: What? The lord of Chiyang City who has eighteen concubines is actually suffering from impotence and premature ejaculation! ! Is this the first cultivator with kidney problems? ? Sure enough, eating melon is the most interesting! It wasn't until she had 'fixed' all the loopholes in the world of immortality that she looked back and thought, eh: Why does every great cultivator seem to have a Bai Yueguang? What! ! Bai Yueguang is actually me! ! Purpose: Only by giving can you gain something