Shen Chunmian, a minor actor, accidentally transmigrates into a melodramatic cultivation novel as the great villain, the biggest antagonist who is fated to be killed by the protagonist gong's sword at the story's climax.
The moment Shen Chunmian opens his eyes, he sees the sickly, beautiful protagonist shou bound hand and foot and dumped on his bed. The Left Protector bars the door and thumps his chest in assurance. "Cult Leader, I guarantee no one will disturb your wonderful time together!"
Shen Chunmian: ...
Every day, Shen Chunmian does his best to fight the original plot. Knowing the protagonist gong will come to rescue the shou, he secretly arranges for a whole river's worth of water to be released for him.
But fate has other plans. The protagonist gong, every bit as useless as expected, is also bound hand and foot and dumped on his bed by his very capable Left and Right Protectors.
"Cult Leader, we went to a lot of trouble to capture this one. He's got a fiery temper, so you're sure to like him!"
Shen Chunmian: I can't thank you enough!
*
Every day, Shen Chunmian feeds the protagonist gong and shou well, protects them from the trouble caused by his beauties getting jealous, and does his best to set them up, hoping they'll get together soon and leave an innocent man like him alone.
Then one day, the protagonist shou suddenly cries and says to him, "Are you really that clueless, or are you pretending? I let them tie me up on purpose. Do you understand?"
The protagonist gong says coldly, "Does the Cult Leader have feelings for me or not? Just give me a straight answer."
Shen Chunmian: ...
Maybe he should just go back to his old life and keep working.
*
After Jiang Zhufeng dies, he discovers that he's actually just the protagonist of a book. If the plot tells him to love someone, he loves them. If it tells him to hate them, he hates them. His whole life, he's been at the mercy of forces beyond his control.
But after being reborn, he discovers he still can't escape his predetermined plot. No matter how hard he fights against it, things keep turning out the opposite of what he wants.
Until the great villain's Left and Right Protectors work together to tie him up and put him on his bed. At last, the plot starts to change.
Shen Chunmian can change this world, and he changes Jiang Zhufeng, too.
Note:
1. This is essentially a silly comedy with no deeper meaning, just for fun.
2. The main gong is the protagonist gong, Jiang Zhufeng. Don't ship the wrong pairing.
Theme: Be a good person
There is a difference, Lian Qingyun is the villain boss, and I am your future husband.
Gan Shuyue: Hey, isn't this Master Shen? I haven't seen you for a few days and can't go to bed.
Tsk tsk tsk, Xiaojiang is so slimy, I love it so much hhhhhhhhhhh
I feel that the endings and shaping of many people can be detailed. If that world is still there, there could be a spin-off or ~ It's really sweet. The interaction between the protagonist's attack and reception really pokes me.
Yeah, straight ball is my favorite
Ah, yes, yes, little follower qwq
I like the character design of attack and shou. My xp is that it would be great to write in detail like this. It's a pity, but I like interaction.
Ah, this is obviously an excuse that Goubi wants you to hold him back.
It's pretty good, but a lot of it is not explained clearly, and it looks like Green Jade has some hidden identity, so it's not explained clearly. Before Gong appeared, the supporting characters were actually quite flesh-and-blood. After Gong revealed that the world was an illusion that was being led around, suddenly the flesh-and-blood characters of the supporting characters disappeared. The protagonist is devoted to Gong; in fact, I like Huaichu a lot, and I thought there would be some fluctuations in his heart after knowing that the protagonist is not the original owner... The final ending was too rushed and sudden.
It's so fast. I think this article could actually be written with dozens more chapters. It's so sweet.
There is a difference, Lian Qingyun is the villain boss, and I am your future husband.
Gan Shuyue: Hey, isn't this Master Shen? I haven't seen you for a few days and can't go to bed.
Tsk tsk tsk, Xiaojiang is so slimy, I love it so much hhhhhhhhhhh
I feel that the endings and shaping of many people can be detailed. If that world is still there, there could be a spin-off or ~ It's really sweet. The interaction between the protagonist's attack and reception really pokes me.
Yeah, straight ball is my favorite
Ah, yes, yes, little follower qwq
I like the character design of attack and shou. My xp is that it would be great to write in detail like this. It's a pity, but I like interaction.
Ah, this is obviously an excuse that Goubi wants you to hold him back.
It's pretty good, but a lot of it is not explained clearly, and it looks like Green Jade has some hidden identity, so it's not explained clearly. Before Gong appeared, the supporting characters were actually quite flesh-and-blood. After Gong revealed that the world was an illusion that was being led around, suddenly the flesh-and-blood characters of the supporting characters disappeared. The protagonist is devoted to Gong; in fact, I like Huaichu a lot, and I thought there would be some fluctuations in his heart after knowing that the protagonist is not the original owner... The final ending was too rushed and sudden.
It's so fast. I think this article could actually be written with dozens more chapters. It's so sweet.