On a whim, the emperor opened a new account on a certain blog, added a picture of the luxurious, two-by-four-meter dragon bed behind him, and posted a sultry selfie with the caption: [Wanna hook up?]
A few minutes later, the big data algorithm recommended the little emperor's new account to everyone in his contacts...
His phone started chiming with all kinds of replies and private messages.
Next Stop, D Happiness: Yes, yes, yes! Your Majesty, I'll be waiting for you tonight.
Her Majesty the Empress V: Which little hussy is that above me? Have you got the guts to use your real name?
Queen of a Certain Country V: Ah, to be young. [Smile] [Smile] [Smile]
Prime Minister of a Certain Country V: Your Majesty the Queen, please don't. [Cold sweat] Also, this prime minister has just decided to make a state visit to Qi next month. Your Majesty, what do you say...?
Pharaoh of a Certain Country V: In the name of the almighty gods, I invite you to join me for a sunbath. How does that sound?
Regent Yan Huaiyuan V: Heh...
That night, the regent and emperor discussed state affairs in the bedchamber and didn't return until dawn...
Author's content notes:
1. Modern alternate setting. Don't try to research the dynasties or official titles. This is a nonsensical comedy, and the author just picked the simplest, clearest terms for all the official positions and powers.
2. CP: Adorably clueless little emperor X scheming regent.
3. 1v1. The concubines in the emperor's harem are just for show~~
Theme: Stay positive and optimistic, and you'll be rewarded
