I Make the Scumbag Beg for Mercy by Acting Adorable [Quick Transmigration]

This story will go premium next Monday, November 8. There will be three chapters that day~

Author's warnings:

1. Quick transmigration. The bottom is a real rabbit spirit, over 500 years old, with an adult appearance. He's sweet and naive, but can live independently.

2. The bottom is a crybaby, the sobbing, whimpering kind. He's fussy and makes a fuss.

3. All the tops are Luo Bo, but the ones who end up in the crematorium aren't necessarily just the official top.

4. Both the top and bottom are virgins. Don't ask.

Hu Tutu is a pretty little crybaby.

He's not only silly, but also timid and prone to tears.

One day, he binds himself to a scum-top face-slapping comeback System. His mission is to turn the tables on scum tops across N worlds, giving them a taste of face-slapping and the crematorium plotline.

Little Crybaby: But he (the scum top) looks so cold and heartless. I'm scared... Sob, sob, sob~~

System: Don't be scared! I'll teach you. Glare at him fiercely and tell him, "We're breaking up!"

Little Crybaby, in a babyish voice: Hmph! You scumbag! I... I don't want you anymore! I want to break... up!

Scum Top, expressionless: Say that one more time?

Little Crybaby: I said... I want to... Sob, waaah~~~~ He's so mean!

Scum Top sighed: Stop making a fuss. Didn't you say yesterday that you wanted to eat kaiseki? I've got all the ingredients ready, and I've even sent a private jet to pick up the chef. How about we have it tonight?

Little Crybaby: Then... hic... I... can... break up with you tomorrow.

To Luo Bo, Hu Tutu was nothing more than a pretty plaything.

He wasn't smart, but he was beautiful, obedient, and no trouble at all.

But at some point, the pretty little thing turned into a spoiled brat.

He kept talking about breaking up, and his eyes would go red from crying at the drop of a hat.

He was just like a poor little rabbit being bullied.

What else could Luo Bo do? He'd brought home this spoiled brat himself, so he'd have to pamper him even if he had to do it on his knees.

At first, Luo Bo just wanted to coax him a little more and spend a little more time with him.

But later...

As long as this spoiled brat stopped talking about breaking up and stopped smiling foolishly as he called other men "big brother," Luo Bo would give him even his life.

A naive, sweet bottom x a domineering CEO top, a little white rabbit x radish couple. The bottom cries easily and isn't very smart from beginning to end.

Coming Soon 1: After the Scum Bottom's Scheme Backfires, He Takes Up the Beloved-by-All Script

Xiao Xingxing spent years fighting for survival in infinite space. At last, he cleared the game, and the Lord God allowed him to take all the wealth he'd accumulated in the past stages and find a comfortable little world to "enjoy his retirement."

He'd planned to stay out of the world and spend his days eating, drinking, and shopping to his heart's content.

He never expected that years of professional habit would make him unable to resist lending a hand to a few cannon-fodder supporting male characters in his new world.

As a result, the scum tops who were supposed to meet tragic endings in the original story became, respectively:

An award-winning actor, a chart-topping singer, and a renowned director.

During a variety show livestream, the host interviewed all three of these popular stars at once.

When asked about their first loves...

Actor: The person I loved most didn't mind that I was penniless and barely scraping by. The happiest time of our lives was in that cheap rental apartment outside the film studio.

Singer: The person I loved most didn't mind that I didn't even have a proper job. He quietly saved all the money he earned from part-time work to buy me the best guitar.

Director: The person I loved most didn't mind that all I did was talk about my dreams and come home dead drunk. My most precious memory is waking up after a hangover to find him asleep at my bedside after looking after me all night.

Host: May I ask how you all broke up?

Actor, in tears: The hospital called to tell me he was critically ill while I was at the Golden X Awards ceremony. I didn't make it in time.

Singer, eyes red: That day was the launch event for my new album. Only later did I find out he was seriously ill, but had kept it from me.

Director, choking back tears: I left him in the hospital for the sake of a sponsor for my new screenplay.

Host: Did they all have terminal illnesses?

Actor: Leukemia.

Singer: Blood cancer.

Director: ...Me too.

Host: Oh wow!

This is really just a story where everyone accidentally ends up being adored by all.

Coming Soon 2

Has His Majesty the Emperor Trended Today? (A modern monarchy setting)

Qi Ruijia is the youngest prince of Qi.

He was never very bright, and the late emperor didn't favor him, so he escaped the struggle for the throne at an early age.

Every day, he ate, slept, played video games, and watched new anime. He was the palace's most unremarkable couch potato.

He thought he could live this uneventful, ordinary life until the day he died.

Who knew that overnight, a sudden upheaval in the palace would make him the sole heir to the throne of Qi?

Even though he was a thousand times unwilling,

the Regent overcame all opposition and forced him onto the throne.

People said that Regent Yan Huaiyuan monopolized the court and held all the power, and that he was ruthless.

Just like his surname suggested, he was a living King of Hell.

They all predicted that Qi Ruijia wouldn't last on the throne until winter.

Little did they know, the young emperor was waiting for that very day.

Short Scene:

Young Emperor: Zhaocai, why hasn't that Yan guy rebelled yet? Could it be he likes me a little, too?

Young Eunuch Zhaocai: ...This servant doesn't know.

Young Emperor: Extravagant, debauched, and incompetent. Those commoners on the trending page curse me nearly to death every day! Should I add "lecherous" to the list?

Zhaocai: That... might not be a good idea.

The young emperor took out his phone, logged into Weibo, and posed in front of the luxurious dragon bed behind him, two meters by four meters. He posted a cute selfie with the caption: [The spring evening in the lonely palace grows late. I have decided to choose consorts. What do you think, my dear subjects?]

That night, the Regent and the Emperor discussed state affairs in the bedchamber and didn't return until morning...

The next morning.

The young emperor lay on the dragon bed, sobbing: Zhaocai, issue my decree. About choosing consorts yesterday... Never mind. Just send for the imperial physician first!

Theme: Love means treating one another sincerely