A Dating Show for Nonhumans

Fang Lu is a B-list celebrity on Earth who unexpectedly gets a spot on the massive interstellar variety show Cosmic Dating Show. Before joining the show, Fang Lu heard that many of the guests weren't human, while humans were the rarest of all. It was, in every sense, a show to delight fans of nonhumans. But when filming began, she ran into her ex-boyfriend on the dating show. Fang Lu: "Huh?" Her ex-boyfriend gazed at her passionately and asked to get back together. Fang Lu decisively turned her attention to the other guests. The centaur with curling ram's horns, sharp-eyed and wicked, who lives in a dark forest, holds her captive in his arms and confesses his burning love: "Everyone says I'm good at seduction, but you're the one who seduced me." The embodiment of an uninhabited planet, a plant-based motherly giant several hundred meters tall known as the Mother of the Planet, guides her with its vines to touch a womb-fruit. Using her as a model, it creates the first intelligent life on the planet: "In human terms, we have two children." The wild, broad-chested artificial werewolf in the steel city sees her staring at a certain place, takes her hand, and presses it to his chest. His voice is calm, but his words are undeniably sultry: "You like it that much? Touch all you want." Her insectoid ex-boyfriend blows up: "Don't you have girlfriends of your own?!" Note: You don't need to pick a winning love interest. Each one gets a story arc. Next story on the waitlist: The Fox Scholar A ruthless, taciturn huntress tiger sister X a sweet, foxy husband Wei Yinsui was found as a baby by the village hunter, who carried her out of a tiger's den. When she grew up, she made a living hunting. She had no interest in marriage and only wanted to find a husband to move in with her once she was old enough, preferably one who would let her be in charge at home. Fang, a scholar from the same village, went into the mountains to gather medicine for his mother and failed to return that night. Wei Yinsui joined the search and carried the injured scholar out of a trap. But for some reason, after they returned from the mountains, the scholar, who had always been haughty and looked down on Wei Yinsui, changed completely. He gazed at her with flirtatious eyes and smiled sweetly, utterly bewitching. His eyes were just like a fox's. Before long, the matchmaker came calling... Also known as The Fox Borrows the Tiger's Might and The Fox's Repayment. A world of spirits and strange tales. The male lead is a real monster, and the female lead isn't entirely human, either. Waitlist story 2: After Transmigrating, I Cured the Jade Emperor's Mental Exhaustion One day, Zhuang Yu transmigrated and became a fish. Before she could recover from the shock, she heard two people arguing on a bridge overhead. One said, "The tiao fish swims leisurely. That's the joy of being a fish." The other said, "You're not a fish. How do you know what a fish enjoys?" Someone else chimed in, "You're not me, so how do you know I don't know what a fish enjoys?" Zhuang Yu, who had transmigrated into a fish: ...Take a guess. Do you think I'm enjoying this? She blew bubbles and struggled to survive for years before finally discovering that she could cultivate. By the time she cultivated a human form, Qin Shi Huang had already conquered the Six Kingdoms. To find a different path to immortality, Zhuang Yu struck a win-win deal with Qin Shi Huang and became the Qin state's divine maiden. Just when she thought this was an ordinary transmigration-and-cultivation story, one day Zhuang Yu heard from Qin Shi Huang that a monkey demon had appeared in a certain region, wearing human clothes and frightening the locals. Zhuang Yu: "...Why does that sound so familiar?" Note: This blurb was written on a whim, so expect a crazy mash-up with plenty of bizarre scenes, like Ying Zheng and Sun Wukong appearing together, or intercepting Xuanzang before a monk can take him in and raising him with a Taoist instead, so Xuanzang ends up practicing Taoism. This is a story where human history and myth come together, spanning a long period from the pre-Qin era to around the Tang and Song dynasties. The title, The Jade Emperor's Mental Exhaustion, refers to Nezha, Yang Jian, Wukong, Chenxiang, and the others who cause trouble in Heaven. It's called a cure, but read it as stress-inducing. Unless something changes, the pairing will be Yang Jian. Premise: If it's true love, species don't matter.