I Ruined a Cliched, Angsty Romance

*A heavily altered, melodramatic angst novel from a bystander's perspective. Brother Lu gets his own happy ending.*

Jiang Lu is bound to a second-chance romance System and travels into various melodramatic angst novels to help scumbag tops win back their lovers and achieve a Happy Ending.

Each of these scumbag tops has their own particular problem. One caused them to lose their child, another used force to take what he wanted, and another abused his lover physically and emotionally before realizing he'd mistaken him for someone else... They're all incredibly stubborn, too. One insists that only amnesia can bring happiness, while another is determined to restore the bottom's memories.

Jiang Lu: No problem. Leave it all to me!

But the missions are too tricky. Jiang Lu goes to great lengths to fulfill the scumbag tops' demands, yet things seem to go a tiny bit off track...

[World One: The Alpha General's Pursuit of His Lover at the Crematorium]

Scumbag Alpha: I regret losing our child. He's a Beta, so it's not easy for him to get pregnant. What can I do to make him calm down?

Jiang Lu gets straight to the point: You want a child, right?

After Jiang Lu puts his plan into action,

the scumbag Alpha gets pregnant.

The scumbag Alpha dies in childbirth, and Jiang Lu burns incense at his grave.

Scumbag Alpha: ...I wanted a child. I didn't mean I wanted to get pregnant.

Jiang Lu: His miscarriage damaged the gestational sac. If you don't give birth, he'll have to find another Omega to do it. Do you really want him to find someone else?

Scumbag Alpha: ...But he still didn't forgive me in the end?

Jiang Lu: There's an old saying: "The dead are honored above all." Don't worry, he's forgiven you. He even adopted the child.

Scumbag Alpha: How can you expect me not to worry? Even if you ignore me, can a single mother raise a child well? A child can't grow up without a father!

Jiang Lu: Don't worry, the child has a father. Biologically speaking, you gave birth to this child, so you're the mother.

Scumbag Alpha: @#￥%...!

Jiang Lu has completed another mission!

Did he save a beautiful love story today?

Nope. It all went off the rails, and the scumbag top had a complete breakdown...

Theme: Justice triumphs over evil, and morality prevails over immorality