Pacifying Four Scum Gongs

Li Qiu takes pleasure in hunting scum men.

In high school, a sweet senior seduced him and abandoned him, thinking Li Qiu would keep waiting for years, hopelessly devoted to him.

His domineering boss loved forcing himself on him, keeping him like a canary on the verge of death in a cage.

A puppy-like younger man pursued him passionately, only to treat him as a substitute. Li Qiu forced a smile and wished him and his first love happiness.

The scum men all thought Li Qiu was madly in love with them. Then he broke their hearts, leaving them full of regret.

On the surface, Li Qiu acted indifferent, claiming he had closed his heart to love forever. In reality, he just turned around and picked out a new target: his devastatingly handsome new neighbor.

What kind of role should he play this time? A little white flower toyed with by a playboy?

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Li Qiu has never been caught out, thanks to two rules:

First, he never lies.

Second, he never "takes on two roles at once."

But this time, he seems to have run into a little snag.

His new neighbor asks how many times he's been in love.

Li Qiu: "Never." In a real relationship.

The senior: I don't think we ever broke up.

His new neighbor asks about his views on love.

Li Qiu: "Once I choose someone, I want to be with them for life." Every time.

The puppy-like younger man: Please don't leave me.

His new neighbor confesses to him.

Li Qiu, surprised and shy: "I never thought..." You'd confess only now.

His former boss knocks from the other side: Baby, open up. I found you.

Li Qiu: ???

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Later,

Li Qiu realizes he's misunderstood his new neighbor. The man really is a rare, upstanding gentleman.

Li Qiu: ...He never goes after respectable people. Is it too late to run?

His usually gentle neighbor gets angry for once and pins Li Qiu against the wall, whispering in his ear, "How many things are there that I don't know about you?"

"I didn't lie to you." Li Qiu pants and licks the corner of his mouth, split from a kiss, then instinctively adds, "I never break up. I only become a widower."

His new neighbor nods in satisfaction. "I recorded that."

Theme: A happy life comes from the work of your own hands, and sweet love comes from having a partner who supports your ideals and ambitions.