[Sorry, Egg Roll hasn't been handling the current story very well and isn't satisfied with it either. I'm planning to revise it gradually, so updates are temporarily paused.]
Si Shi was twenty years old before he learned the truth: he was nothing but a cannon-fodder NPC with a halo of saintly self-sacrifice.
His adoptive parents treated him as a free babysitter for his younger brother. His brother treated him like an ATM. And before long, every boyfriend he dated would turn out to be a scumbag: one would use him as a stand-in, another as a human shield. He would even get caught up in a wealthy family's power struggle and die a gruesome death. Yet at the moment of his death, he wouldn't resent anyone. He would forgive, equally, every person who had ever hurt him.
He was supposed to follow the script to the very end, living a life of saintly selflessness and becoming the ultimate example of the saintly ideal, shining his holy light on everyone who abandoned, used, and deceived him. He could put up with it, but the Supreme God couldn't.
So Si Shi got the chance to start over. As long as he completed the System's missions to become a bad person, he could break free of his saintly programming and become a real person.
At first:
System: His family humiliated you, and he didn't say a word! What should you do?
Si Shi: Reflect on whether there's something wrong with me.
System: ...
System: He summons you whenever he wants and dismisses you whenever he likes, and he puts you down in front of other people! What should you do?
Si Shi: Apologize to him for embarrassing him.
System: ...
System: You were making him congee while suffering through a high fever, and he was off indulging himself in someone else's arms! What should you do?
Si Shi: Wait until the congee cools down, then give it to him.
System: You're hopeless!
Later:
Scumbag One: I was only looking at you because you reminded me of someone else.
Si Shi: Same here.
Scumbag Two: You're not even a fraction as good as my beloved.
Si Shi: I think your beloved has a crush on me.
Scumbag Three: You're just one of the fish in my pond. My parents would never accept you, either.
Si Shi: They're my parents now.
Scumbag Three: What?!
Si Shi: You're the one who was adopted.
Si Shi asked the System: Is that good enough?
System: But everyone still thinks you're a good person.
Later, his younger brother begged him to sign a letter of forgiveness for their adoptive parents, working eight jobs a day to pay him back. The scumbags were each cast aside by their families, left with neither money nor status, and came crying to him for forgiveness.
As he progressed through his missions, Si Shi learned how to be a "bad person." But he also discovered that someone was always by his side, trying to stop him from completing them.
Si Shi: I'll do anything. I'm not a good person!
The other person replied: What a coincidence. Neither am I.
Note:
1. The leads are each other's one and only. A growing-up, silly beauty of a bottom x a dramatic top who's crazy and twisted to the core. 1v1, happy ending.
2. The top is split into multiple pieces (highlighted). He's not any of the scumbags, because they're not worthy. There will be a chaotic scene when the pieces meet, and they'll eventually merge.
3. The bottom spends his days falling in love with the top's various pieces while slapping scumbags in the face. He really lays it on thick. If it's not satisfying, Egg Roll will give you a pat.
Theme: Finding your true self!
I knew that if others didn't pick the rest, they wouldn't give it to me.
? You see, you are so disdainful that you still want to pursue me? Who told you to bash our 40-year-old baby? Is it worthy? Where did it come from? [Roll eyes]
Condemn the egg roll!!! Come and make up for it with 10,000 yuan per day 🐶
Happy New Year Egg Roll! Come back for updates!
Tonic, you tonic, give up the trap 😭
Should Mingmingzi and Yezi be sliced [question mark]
"You are like everyone else at the party" is a big bug for the author~ towards
I like Yezi so much.
Ahhhhhhhhhh (turns into a monkey) (swings around) (dark twisted scream) Welcome back to my Dibao 🤩
Egg Roll has not been updated for a month 😭