Harry Potter: Gold, Red, Silver, and Green

A product of my lingering obsession with Tread Softly~~ (This probably~~ won't be abandoned~~, right~~? Stares at the sky~~) KUSO blurb: HP: Why have I shrunk? Qian Mo: Because you devoured LV's soul. HP: He deserved it! He used me as a Horcrux! Qian Mo: Every loss brings a gain. You're really powerful now, and once you come of age, you'll be able to surpass old D. (Shrugs irresponsibly.) HP (throwing a tantrum): Sev, Sev, I want Sev... Qian Mo: Fine, here's a young version of the Snake King. HP: Good. (Avada Kedavra!) SS: Why am I stuck with this idiot? Qian Mo: Because you're a professor and I'm the author. SS: Why am I the bottom? Qian Mo: Because this is HP/SS. SS: I've been cleaning up after that idiot from the very beginning. You've got a lot of nerve. (Grits his teeth.) Qian Mo: Your praise is an honor. (Puts on a gentlemanly act, shamelessly.) SS rolls his eyes and unleashes the Snake King's ultimate attack: Death Ray. Qian Mo is defeated. Actually, Wolf is hopeless at writing blurbs. One last note: the pairing cannot be reversed. The characters belong to JKR; the fantasies belong to Wolf. Theme: