[Western Crossover] You're to Blame for My Short Stature

My name is Ling Xiao, and I'm an undertaker. That's not unusual, since the old man was one too. But unlike him, I haven't found my other half yet, so there's only a puppet the old man made for me in my coffin.

You're really pretty, and you broke the puppet the old man made for me. Until I find replacement materials to repair it, you can put yourself up as collateral.

I don't want to fix that puppet anymore. Be my other half instead. I'll treat you as well as the old man treated Zhixue.

I think the reason I haven't grown any taller is that you're too heavy. What? You're saying I was short to begin with? I'm a monster! How could I possibly stop growing? It has to be because of you, so it's all your fault I'm short!

All right, all right, it's all my fault. Stop making a fuss. Watched by the unknown gentleman hidden in the coffin, his monster girl smiled.

A five-foot-tall, short-legged monster and the long-legged big secret she keeps hidden in her coffin

Pairing: A certain 200-pound barrel who'd rather remain unnamed

Take a look at my completed works: I Told You He's Not a Husky [Western Crossover], [Crossover] Yinglong

In progress: Cats Don't Have Bad Intentions, [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] The Bizarre Adventures of Joserine

Theme: Goodness does not come from without; reputation must not be falsely earned.