On an ordinary night, Qin Feiyang once again pounded on the front door of Tan Jingyun's house.
Tan Jingyun reluctantly came downstairs to accompany him to a late-night food stall for tangyuan. "Qin Feiyang, I always thought you were a decent, honest man."
Qin Feiyang blinked, looking completely confused. "Huh?"
Tan Jingyun rolled her eyes at the sky. "It's the middle of the night. If you need me, can't you call or text? At the very least, you could just call out to me. I'd hear you! Don't you think pounding on the door like that is a nuisance to the neighbors?"
If I don't make a racket, how am I supposed to see you? Qin Feiyang gave her an earnest smile. "Sorry, I didn't think it through."
Tan Jingyun rolled her eyes in annoyance. "I think you did it on purpose. You have looks, charm, and money. You have everything. There are enough women who'd marry you to fill two whole streets, so why do you have to keep clinging to me?"
Because my life is missing you! Qin Feiyang lowered his head, aggrieved. "I admire you just as I admire myself. Being with you is the only time I know what happiness feels like. I really can't live without you. So, please don't break up with me, okay?"
Tan Jingyun turned away, steeling herself. "No! You're too clingy!"
Qin Feiyang was outraged. "That's slander! You're the only person I cling to!"
After saying that, Qin Feiyang realized something was off. When had he ever clung to Tan Jingyun?
He was just concerned about her! Was caring about your own girlfriend wrong these days?
His girlfriend had asked to break up only a month after they'd started dating, and for such a ridiculous reason. Could anyone be more unlucky than him?
The first day of their relationship.
Tan Jingyun gave Qin Feiyang a little pat. "Be good. I'm busy. Go home by yourself."
The second day of their relationship.
Tan Jingyun gave Qin Feiyang a peck. "Be good. I'm busy. Go eat by yourself."
The third day of their relationship.
Tan Jingyun patted Qin Feiyang. "Be good. I'm busy. Go to bed by yourself."
The Nth day of their relationship.
Qin Feiyang wept bitterly, questioning his life. "Aren't couples supposed to spend all day glued together, showing off their love everywhere? Why is our life together nothing like I imagined?"
Before they started dating: It was as if the heavens were helping him, and he kept running into his girlfriend every day.
After they started dating: He chased after his wife every day, exhausted to the core... He could only rely on her daily kisses to keep him alive.
Tan Jingyun: I always thought you were a serious person. Turns out you keep harassing me with cheesy pickup lines.
Qin Feiyang: Cheesy love talk isn't scary. What's scary is not knowing how to say it.
Theme: Love is like a lollipop. A child who cries gets the candy.
