The Entire Universe Is Waiting for My Next Chapter

[There isn't much plot yet. I'll start once there's more.] The Xianzhou Luofu follows the Aeon of the Hunt, Lan, as it hunts the Abominations of Abundance. But today, they came across a novel online: "Lan: Yaoshi, It's Time to Feed the Baby" The book set the whole cosmos ablaze the moment it came out! The Xianzhou Cloud Knights: "May The Plagues Author die!!! How dare anyone insult the Reignbow Arbiter!" The Abominations of Abundance: "Bah! May the demon bow die!!! How dare anyone insult the Compassionate Medicine King!" The Hunt and Abundance battled to the death online. That day, the forums exploded. The first nineteen trending topics were all about Abundance and the Hunt, while the Aeon of Elation fanned the flames and stirred up trouble to boost the buzz. Never mind. There's something even more explosive coming. "After She Used Me and Dumped Me, I Became the Aeon of Destruction in a Fit of Rage: I'll Destroy Everything!" The Lord Ravagers were horrified. "What! You were used by a woman and then dumped? Is that why you became the Aeon of Destruction, Lord Nanook?!" And that's not all. There's plenty more to come... "Build the Wall! Build the Wall! Build the Wall! I Want to Keep My Beauty in a Golden Cage!" The Interastral Peace Corporation: "Lord Qlipoth, did you really take someone by force, make them turn evil, and lock them up?" The Aeon of Elation says this is all just too much fun! Then he sees the novel about himself: "Aha: Trailblazer, You're Just Akivili's Substitute! Don't Covet What's Not Yours!" The Masked Fools say: "Aha! What a riot!" All those old-school tropes about her running and him chasing, her unable to escape, a universally adored heroine, melodramatic pregnancy runaways, amnesia, hearts and kidneys ripped out, him going mad after her death, and coming back reborn determined to cherish her properly... The people of the cosmos find it thrilling! "Who knew the Aeons were like this!" The Aeons notice that the Pathstriders walking their Paths have been looking at them strangely lately. They don't understand why, until they see the fanfics written about them. The Aeons: . The Aeons sneer. They'll make the author of these novels pay dearly. Then they see who wrote them. According to eyewitnesses, the Aeons' feelings were incredibly complicated. Take Qlipoth, for example. Qlipoth (furious): "That's impossible!!" The Ten Stonehearts: "Right? I told you the Amber Lord could never fall in love with, " Qlipoth (enraged): "I could never be that much of a scumbag!!!" The Ten Stonehearts: "?" Wait, why is that the part you're denying??? The entire company was stunned by the Aeon of Preservation's words. Reader's Guide: * Romance for a female readership. A universally adored, wish-fulfillment heroine. She really is that irresistible. * Every Aeon loves you. In the first chapter, they're all so in love with you that they fight over who gets to be the first Path you follow. Whenever one tries to gaze upon you, another Aeon interrupts. * Hehe, everyone loves the heroine. I'm a sucker for this stuff, and I love writing it! * This is fictional history, and the timeline may be adjusted. * Honkai: Star Rail has a lot of lore. If I get anything wrong, please let me know. I'll fix anything I can. Thank you, my lovely readers. Theme: Everyone has a shining quality.