Everyday Romance with Inumaki

I'm a full-fledged chuunibyou, and I firmly believe that supernatural abilities exist in this world. But my family look at me as if I'm an idiot. Mom: "Aiko, it's time for your eye exam. Remember to take off your eyepatch." Me: "I can't. My left eyepatch contains the power to destroy the world. If I take it off carelessly..." Mom gave me a death glare. I grumbled, "You'll find out my left eye is nearsighted by a hundred degrees..." Mom: "..." I was in agony, unable to understand what Mom meant by trailing off like that. I sighed and groaned, then finally decided to see if there was anyone out there in this vast world who understood me. And then. I found my soulmate online! He barely speaks. His hair is white. He has a tattoo at the corner of his mouth. His name is Inumaki. I pestered him for ages, ahem... under the overwhelming pressure of My Imperial Majesty, he agreed to voice chat with me. Inumaki: "Kelp." ...What was that? Some kind of special supernatural language? I agonized over it for ages, then decided I couldn't lose. I had to say one more word than him, so I slowly opened my mouth... Me: "Shredded potatoes!" Inumaki: "?" Heh. One look at his baffled expression told me I'd won! One day, out of the blue, he said he wanted to meet up in person. I agreed. When we met, he said, "[Be my girlfriend]" Hilarious... As if I could ever... Wait! Wow, my boyfriend really does have supernatural abilities! I love his abilities so much! #My boyfriend can't stop wondering if I like him or his supernatural abilities more Reader's guide: #Everyday life, everyday life, everyday life #A messy timeline #A short story, not long, only a few tens of thousands of words Theme: Sincerity in return for sincerity