Oh No, Honkai: Star Rail Has Become Real!

[Zhaozhao 2.0, advance reservations open when it reaches 700!] You maxed out everyone's affection in the game. I have to say, you're quite the experienced player in love. Then you uninstalled the game. You transmigrated. You transmigrated to a parallel world where spiritual qi had revived. You became a summoner. While everyone around you summoned a bunch of pets, birds, fish, and bugs, you summoned two gorgeous men... Congratulations, you've summoned [Dr. Ratio] and [Aventurine]! You: "." Your long-buried memories suddenly came back to haunt you. You remembered that they were characters you'd played around with... Dr. Ratio held the test you had just finished and said, "Zero points! Do it again!" You: . [Aventurine] blinked at you and said, "Hey, friend, want to play a game? Care to make a bet?" The next day, your neighbors were green with envy. "I heard she hired two male escorts, and one of them is a doctor." You: "." The third day. "Good heavens, she even makes them go out and earn money!" The fourth day. Your parents came home. Your parents were shocked. Your parents fell into deep thought. "...Y-you, you... won't one a day be too much for you?" You: "." There's something not quite right about your summoning magic. When you were in danger, you summoned [Blade], who feared neither death nor terror and traded his life for yours. When you went out on a mission, you summoned [Sunday] and [Robin]. Their Harmony support skills made everyone cry, "Support is the real MVP!" During the college entrance exam projection, you summoned [Dan Heng]. The little Azure Dragon let you touch his tail, and his skills had everyone shouting, "Welcome back, Dragon King!" No equipment, no weapons? Don't panic! The Genius Society has plenty ready for you! Herta, Screwllum, and Ruan Mei have prepared a whole pile of baseball bats! Not good at strategy and not very clever? No problem! General Jing Yuan, the little fox Jiaoqiu, and wanted criminals from the Corporation are here to make plans for you! Friend: How many do you summon to keep you company in bed each night? You: Tears well up. Do you think I don't want to? It's just that Jinjiang only allows one-on-one romances! . [When the college entrance exam enters the livestream stage] "Four people to a dorm room... Hmm, what's going on in your dorm?" The little Azure Dragon's tail wrapped around your waist. Sunday watched you with a smile. General Jing Yuan had somehow ended up lying on your bed. Dr. Ratio was holding one of your hands. Blade glared at you. Argenti praised you. Screwllum said he could build a house on the spot. Jiaoqiu asked you to touch his ears. Moze stared at you from the corner, and Mydei glowered at you. Aventurine said, looking pitiful, "Sweetheart, you wouldn't make me sleep on the floor, would you?" Your roommates: "..." It was like watching an imperial consort selection. Your roommates: "6." The people watching the livestream: "6." Theme: .