My ongoing novel next door, I Pretend to Be Deeply in Love in a Domineering CEO Novel, is updating now~
My fantasy novel coming soon, Cultivation Begins by Tormenting the Male Lead, is a silly cultivation comedy. If you're interested, add it to your collection~
He Jiangyue has had a sworn enemy since elementary school. She was obedient and well-behaved, with excellent grades, the very picture of the fabled neighbor's child whenever her name came up with parents and teachers.
The two were always at odds. He Jiangyue gave it everything she had to compete with Xu Huaishan, but he always managed to beat her. After they went to college in different cities, they saw each other fewer than five times in four years.
She thought she would never have anything to do with him again, but when she opened her eyes, she was lying in her sworn enemy's arms.
Xu Huaishan, lying on his side, reached out to her. She instinctively scooted back, but he grabbed her and planted a hard kiss on her.
"Make sure you think about Big Sis today, too."
He Jiangyue was stunned. All sorts of heated words churned in her throat, but what came out was a soft, cute meow.
"Meow~"
He Jiangyue: ??!
P.S. Same-sex marriage is legal in this story.
My fantasy novel coming soon, Cultivation Begins by Tormenting the Male Lead, is a silly cultivation comedy. If you're interested, add it to your collection~
After waking up inside a cultivation novel, Ji Yu planned to work hard and make her sect great. But she soon realized something was off about it.
Her senior brother, who had also transmigrated, kept jumping off cliffs to exploit a bug and try to obtain peerless secret manuals. Her junior brothers and sisters were tiny but astonishingly strong, and not a single piece of tableware survived a meal. Her master was a famous alchemist, but his greatest talent wasn't making pills. It was blowing up his furnace.
Looking at her dirt-poor sect, Ji Yu had just one thought.
I'm tired. Let's just destroy everything.
To get a proper meal and upgrade her weapons, Ji Yu went back to her old job and started writing fanfiction about the three protagonists.
Today, she wrote about the aloof Buddhist cultivator, whose worldly ties were not yet severed, flirting with a woman in the back courtyard.
Tomorrow, she wrote that the peerless Sword Sovereign had been heartbroken by his fellow disciples when he made his breakthrough, and that now they were stuck in a groveling-to-win-him-back hell.
The day after, she wrote that the brutal Demon Venerable used to be a crybaby who followed a little girl around, bawling with snot and tears.
After all that, her fanfiction quickly took the cultivation world by storm, and Ji Yu made a fortune.
Her senior brother wiped away tears of gratitude. "Xiao Yu, this is the first time I've had a full meal since I got here."
The next day, Ji Yu went out to deliver a new batch of fanfiction and ran into an old enemy before she even left.
She immediately invoked the protagonist's name. "Touch me and the Demon Venerable will come after you!"
She turned around, and the Demon Venerable in the teahouse happened to be looking at her, smiling with ill intent.
Ji Yu kept making things up. "If you dare touch me, the Sword Sovereign will show you no mercy!"
Before she could finish, the Sword Sovereign appeared behind her, cool as could be. "What did you say?"
Ji Yu steeled herself. "I'm the Buddhist cultivator's beloved."
The next second, lotus petals rained down from the sky. "You must not speak so recklessly, benefactor."
The System also popped up to make trouble. "Stage one upgrade complete. Host, please proceed to the next stage of the mission."
Provoke the three protagonists, or win them over.
Ji Yu: ??? Wouldn't either choice just get me killed faster?
Ongoing novel next door: I Pretend to Be Deeply in Love in a Domineering CEO Novel
After dying suddenly, Wen Qianyan transmigrated into a novel as the lovesick heroine of an old-fashioned angst romance. When she opened her eyes, the System leisurely began narrating the plot in her mind.
[You are the biological daughter recently welcomed back by a wealthy family. Unfortunately, your stepmother targets you, your stepsister bullies you, and your father ignores it all. In the end, you die in an accident.]
[You are now at a turning point in the story. You have two choices.]
[One: Continue with the original plot. Accept your childhood engagement, inherit a huge fortune, sign a contract, and become the male lead's contract fiancée, nothing more than a decoration. He devotes himself to his career, while you, secretly in love with him, can only mope around the mansion with the huge bank card he gave you...]
Wen Qianyan: 1111111111111111111
System: ...
Wen Qianyan: It's just pretending to be deeply in love. I'm great at that.
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After getting through the early part of the story, the engagement came around as expected, and Wen Qianyan arrived at the Pei family's home in high spirits.
On the first day, she brought Pei Zheng a nutritious lunch,
only to realize she'd forgotten the food.
On the fifth day, she had a luxury suit custom-made for Pei Zheng.
Only to realize she'd left without any money.
On the thirtieth day, she went to burn incense with Pei Zheng's grandmother while he was away on a business trip, and swore to heaven that she would love Pei Zheng for ten thousand years.
Unfortunately, the moment she finished speaking, dark clouds filled the sky, followed by thunder and lightning.
In the third month, the contract expired. The villainous relatives from the story came to see her, offering five million to leave Pei Zheng. After some haggling, they finally settled on twenty million.
Wen Qianyan thought she'd acted flawlessly, without the slightest crack in her performance. As soon as the money came through, she bolted, ready to enjoy a carefree life as a rich single woman.
But before she could even pick out a few male models, Pei Zheng, whom she thought she'd never see again, showed up at her door, holding the twenty-million-yuan contract Wen Qianyan had just signed.
His eyes were dark. "Is this what Miss Wen meant by ten thousand years?"
Theme: Face your heart bravely.
Deduct points from——her——
Cat... Cat, please don't be eaten and sent to be responsible... Mom really doesn't allow you to do this. That person is a bad person. Cat, wake up.
Wuyuan: How can your 36-degree mouth say such cold words?
Xiao He: It's over…then I… (meditating after returning home Xiaohe: Xu Huaishan! I will be responsible for you! Xiao Xu: Is there such a good thing?
Cat, you've been eaten, how can you still only remember your book?!!!
Don't get stuck here!!! I'm going to make a fuss next time if this happens again!!!
Xu Zhutou, how could you scare Yueyue!!! Points deducted!! As a family member, I will deduct points from you!!!!
Cat, you were eaten! Mom, don't let you be stupid!!!
Are you really drunk or pretending to be drunk? Hahaha
Yep, I checked online and found that eating too many carrots can cause yellowing of the skin and mucous membranes. It can even cause ascites and increase the risk of diarrhea. Alele, Xiaohe, be careful when purchasing (σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ