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One day, Wen Qianyan suddenly died and transmigrated into a novel as the love-brained heroine of an old-school angsty romance. When she opened her eyes, the System was slowly narrating the plot in her mind.
[You are the true heiress, recently reunited with your wealthy family. Unfortunately, your stepmother targets you, your stepsister excludes you, and your biological father does nothing. In the end, you die in an accident.]
[You're now at a fork in the plot, and you have two choices.]
[One: Continue with the original plot. Accept your childhood engagement, inherit a huge fortune, and sign a contract to become the male lead's contract fiancée, there for decoration. The male lead devotes himself to his career, while you, secretly in love with him, can only sit miserably in a mansion with the huge bank card he gave you...]
Wen Qianyan: 1111111111111111111
System: ...
Wen Qianyan: It's just pretending to be deeply in love. I'm great at that.
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After barely making it through the Cinderella part of the story, the engagement arrived as scheduled. Wen Qianyan came to the Pei family home, brimming with joy.
On the first day, she carefully packed a nutritious lunch for Pei Zheng.
Unfortunately, she forgot to bring the food.
On the fifth day, she ordered a custom-made designer suit for Pei Zheng.
Unfortunately, she left her wallet at home.
On the thirtieth day, she accompanied the Pei family's matriarch to burn incense while Pei Zheng was away on a business trip, and swore to heaven that she would love Pei Zheng for ten thousand years.
Unfortunately, the moment she finished speaking, the sky darkened with clouds and thunder and lightning.
In the third month, the contract expired. The wicked relatives from the story came to see her and offered five million to leave Pei Zheng. After some bargaining, they finally settled on twenty million.
Wen Qianyan thought she'd acted flawlessly, without a single slip. As soon as the money arrived, she took off, ready to enjoy life as a carefree, wealthy single woman.
But before she could even pick out a few male models, Pei Zheng, whom she thought she'd never see again, showed up with the contract Wen Qianyan had signed just a couple of days earlier.
Wen Qianyan's eyes darted around. "Let me explain. No, wait, hear me out."
Pei Zheng's eyes darkened. "Am I only worth twenty million to you?"
Wen Qianyan: ...?
Blurb
The City God shrine beneath North Green Mountain was famous. Many people had heard that the local earth god could connect the worlds of the living and the dead, granting people's wishes.
The current earth god, He Qinglan, had this to say: That's right, well said. Come to the shrine and fill out a shipping form. We guarantee you'll be satisfied. Also, please stop bringing oranges when you come to place an order. They're a bit sour.
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What do you do during a prolonged drought?
Don't worry. Come to the earth god's shrine and fill out a shipping form.
The next day, a rain petition will arrive before the Dragon King.
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What do you do when you're not sure if an expensive old painting is genuine?
Don't worry. Send a package from the earth god's shrine and ask someone to authenticate it.
Who?
The artist who died many years ago.
Lu Yuchuan, the City God who guarded the City God shrine, eyed the neighboring earth god's shrine, thick with ghostly energy. He was wondering if the Black and White Impermanence had taken a wrong turn when he heard a sound at his feet. He looked down and saw a little girl, no bigger than a hand, standing before him.
Who are you?
He Qinglan, the newly appointed earth god.
What do you want?
To lead the underworld down the path of building socialism.
Later, He Qinglan realized that the City God had been acting strangely lately.
She taught basic literacy to lonely ghosts at the Ghost Virtue Academy, while Lu Yuchuan listened in by the window.
She filled in for Granny Meng by the Bridge of Helplessness, while Lu Yuchuan stood beside the line and scolded ghosts for cutting in.
He Qinglan understood: You want to build socialism together with me!
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P.S. A silly story with an absurd premise and plenty of invented details. Please don't scrutinize it too closely.
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Upcoming fantasy novel next door: Cultivation Begins by Tormenting the Male Lead. Silly cultivation, boundless magic~
After transmigrating into a cultivation novel, Ji Yu planned to work hard and make her sect prosper. But she soon realized there was something wrong with the sect.
Her senior brother, who had also transmigrated, jumped off cliffs every day trying to exploit a bug and unlock peerless secret manuals. Her junior brothers and sisters were tiny but unbelievably strong, and not a single dish survived dinner. Her master was a famous alchemy cultivator, but his greatest talent wasn't making pills. It was blowing up his furnace.
Looking at her dirt-poor sect, Ji Yu had only one thought.
I'm tired. Let's destroy everything.
To get a decent meal and upgrade her weapons, Ji Yu returned to an old line of work and started writing fanfiction about three protagonists.
Today, she wrote that the aloof Buddhist cultivator Chen Yuan still had unfinished business with the world and was getting handsy with a woman in the back garden.
Tomorrow, she wrote that the Supreme Sword Venerable had been heartbroken by his fellow sect members when he broke through, and now those same people were stuck in a torturous quest to win him back.
The day after that, she wrote that the brutal Demon Lord had once been a crybaby who followed a little girl around with snot running down his face and tears streaming from his eyes.
After all that, her fanfiction quickly became all the rage throughout the cultivation world, and Ji Yu made a fortune.
Her senior brother was moved to tears. "Xiao Yu, this is the first time I've eaten my fill since I transmigrated."
The next day, Ji Yu went out to deliver a new batch of fanfiction. Before she even made it outside, she ran into an enemy she'd offended before.
She immediately invoked the protagonists' names. "Touch me and the Demon Lord will come after you."
She turned around, and the Demon Lord in the teahouse happened to be looking at her, smiling with ill intent.
Ji Yu kept talking nonsense. "If you dare touch me, the Sword Venerable will show no mercy."
Before she'd finished speaking, the Sword Venerable appeared behind her with a lazy air. "What did you say?"
Ji Yu steeled herself. "I'm the Buddhist cultivator's beloved."
The next second, lotus petals fell from the sky. "Benefactor, do not speak such nonsense."
The System also appeared to make matters worse. "Level One upgrade complete. Host, please begin the next stage mission."
Provoke the three protagonists, or win their hearts.
Ji Yu: ??? Wouldn't either choice just get me killed faster?
Theme: Keep hope alive in the face of adversity.
Thanks for the limited fee! As far as character writing is concerned, this is a good article. The character design is relatively full. Although there is not much description of the character's appearance, the character type can be inferred based on the language. The writing is smooth and there is no discomfort in reading. However, the story line is not very smooth to read, because the foreshadowings are less described or obscure, and it is difficult to connect them according to the setting of the article (speaking of this, I really want to slap Bai Wuchang, he is really delaying things, either he can't remember it or he doesn't care too much, damn it!). The female protagonist and male protagonist are a bit thin, especially the male protagonist, whose character in the later stage is somewhat different from that in the early stage, but overall, the protagonist group has a more likable personality and does not seem to be suffocating. It is a pity that the relationship between the male and female protagonists ended just as it began, and the scene of the three or five friends reuniting after the heroine recovered was not described. There are also a few follow-ups of the minor characters, only a few strokes, and it feels like it is not over yet, which is a pity. But overall, it is a good article. Each character has no emotional entanglements, and the villains have their own merits. The plot is a little slow but not procrastinating (because the whole article actually only has one case). Although the emotions of the characters are a bit bland, it will definitely not make people angry or aggrieved after reading it. It is suitable for people who are sensitive and thoughtful or who are bored and looking for fun.
Next door's sand sculpture "I pretend to be affectionate in Boss Ba's story", the heroine of the book chooses to inherit billions of inheritance, and pretends to be affectionate to Boss Ba (I love you, I pretend) is being serialized happily~ Wen Qianyan died suddenly and traveled into the novel to become the love-minded heroine in ancient sadistic novels. When she opened her eyes, the system slowly played the plot in her mind. [You are a real daughter recognized by a wealthy family, but unfortunately you are targeted by your stepmother and ostracized by your stepsister. Your biological father ignores this and ends up accidentally dying. [Currently at a fork in the plot branch, you have two choices. [1. Continuing the original plot, accepting the engagement when you were young, inheriting a huge inheritance, signing the contract, and becoming the male protagonist's fiancée as a decoration. The male protagonist is obsessed with his career. As you are unrequitedly in love with the male protagonist, you can only hold the huge bank card given to you by the male protagonist and be depressed in the mansion...] Wen Qianyan: 11111111111111111111 System:… Wen Qianyan: Aren't you just pretending to be affectionate? I'm good at it. After barely getting through the early Cinderella plot, the engagement came as scheduled, and Wen Qianyan came to the Pei family with joy. On the first day, she gave Pei Zheng a carefully packed nutritious lunch. It's a pity that I forgot to bring food. On the fifth day, she customized a high-end suit for Pei Zheng. It's a pity that I didn't bring my wallet when I went out. On the 30th day, she went out to offer incense for Pei Zheng who was on a business trip with the old lady of the Pei family, and swore to God that she would love Pei Zheng for ten thousand years. Unfortunately, as soon as he finished speaking, the sky suddenly became covered with dark clouds, lightning and thunder. When the contract expired in the third month, the vicious relative in the plot came to her door and offered her five million to leave Pei Zheng. After some bargaining, the two finally settled the deal for twenty million. Wen Qianyan believed that her performance was flawless. As soon as she got the money, she would grease her soles and run away on the spot, preparing to live her happy life as a single rich woman. But before she could order a few male models, Pei Zheng, who was supposed to never see her again, actually came to her door, holding the contract Wen Qianyan had just signed two days ago. Wen Qianyan's eyes flickered: "Listen to my quibbles, no, please explain." Pei Zheng's eyes were gloomy: In your heart, am I worth twenty million? Wen Qianyan:...? The next door has pre-collected the sand sculpture of cultivating immortality, the sand sculpture of Shura Field "Cultivation of immortality begins with persecuting the male protagonist" Once she entered Xiu Xianwen, Ji Yu originally wanted to make her sect prosperous through hard work, but she soon discovered that something was wrong with this sect. The senior brother who has also traveled through the world jumps off the cliff every day in an attempt to catch a bug and unlock the secret book. The junior brothers and sisters are small in age but extremely powerful. Not a single piece of tableware can survive a meal. The master is a well-known alchemy cultivator, and his best work is not refining alchemy, but blasting furnaces. Looking at the destitute disciple, Ji Yu only had one thought in his heart. Tired, destroy it. In order to have a full meal and upgrade his weapons, Ji Yu returned to his old business and wrote fan fiction about the three protagonists. Today I write about Qing Leng Buddha, whose earthly bond is still intact, having sex with a woman in the backyard. Tomorrow I will write that the Supreme Sword Master was heartbroken by his fellow disciples when he broke through, and now his fellow disciples are still trapped in the cremation ground of pursuing their husbands. The day after tomorrow I will write about the Cruel Demon Lord who was a little crybaby and followed the little girl until he burst into tears. After a few operations, the fanfic quickly became popular throughout the world of immortal cultivation, and Ji Yu made a lot of money. The senior brother was moved to tears: Xiao Yu, this is the first time in a long time that I have had a full meal. The next day Ji Yu went out to deliver new fan books, but before he even left the house, he ran into an enemy he had offended before. She opened her mouth and raised the banner of the protagonist: If you dare to touch me, the Demon Lord will fight for you. Turning her head, the Demon Lord in the teahouse happened to look at her and smiled maliciously. Ji Yu continued to talk nonsense: If you dare to touch me, Sword Master will never let you go lightly. Before he finished speaking, Sword Master appeared behind him lightly: What did you say? Ji Yu thought: I am the Buddha's sweetheart. The next second, lotus petals fell from the sky: the donor must not lie. The system also appeared to cause chaos: the first phase of the upgrade has been completed, and the host is asked to proceed with the next phase of the task. Challenge the three protagonists or defeat them. Ji Yu:??? No matter which one you choose now, you will only die faster!
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It's good, but there's no follow-up to the Yueniang one?
Will Zhang Qianxing and Yueniang have a sequel?