[Complete] I hope everyone will support the official version. The author has heavily revised this story several times.
Qing Jun transmigrates into a book. According to the plot, she is destined to become a stand-in for Qi Lan, the CEO of Shengshi Group.
When his first love returns to the country, she will be viciously face-slapped, cruelly abandoned, and left with a miserable fate.
Qing Jun glances at the male lead, who's handsome enough to shatter the heavens and rolling in money. If he pays enough, it might not be such a bad deal.
One-week dating anniversary: I want to invest in the production and star as the leading lady!
International Women's Day: That little celebrity with all the fans posted something taking a dig at me. I want to buy her company and have them put her on ice!
Labor Day: It's my best friend's birthday. I got her an island in the Maldives. How can your girlfriend not have what everyone else has?!
Tomb-Sweeping Day, Children's Day, Dragon Boat Festival... Gifts of all kinds, too many to count...
The day after Children's Day
Qing Jun: I want to buy a plot of land downtown and raise some free-range chickens to nourish myself!
Qi Lan's eyelid twitches. June 2. What holiday is that?
Qing Jun: It's my birthday. Don't tell me you've even forgotten your girlfriend's birthday?
Under the gaze of her charming eyes, Qi Lan's breathing falls out of rhythm. ...Forgot? How could I?
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His first love returns, and her little circle of friends eagerly waits to see Qing Jun get face-slapped.
When Qing Jun finds out, she takes all the jewelry, properties, stocks, and land deeds Qi Lan gave her... and leaves without looking back.
With her fortune in hand, she gets to know plenty of fresh-faced, sunny eighteen-year-old pretty boys.
First love: ?? You brainless man, where's your money?
Qing Jun: I hear your first-love types are so lofty that you can live on dew alone. Us stand-ins are different. We need money just to breathe.
Content warnings: 1. A silly comedy, with a mischievous, coquettish, playful female lead who likes to keep men on a hook. The male lead thinks he's the boss, but he's actually her nanny. At first, she runs him ragged; later, she gives the nanny a hard time.
2. The female lead is spoiled and coquettish. The male nanny has to do every chore except give birth, and he has to earn money, too.
3. The writing is amateurish. If you don't like it, click away. You can insult the characters, and if you want to insult the author... that can be arranged for an extra fee!
4. The author can check subscription records in the backend. Think carefully before reading pirated copies. If you have complaints, say them to my face.
Please check out the author's upcoming danmei novel, A Boy Who Dates Online Will Get Dragged Off to Get Married. Thanks for your support, mwah~~
Yu Qiuxi runs into an online scammer. The scammer's techniques are laughably crude, and Yu Qiuxi is convinced he's strong-willed and clever enough to never fall for a scam. Every day, he livestreams himself messing with the scammer...
One day, his five-and-a-half-year-old nephew plays with his phone. Tricked by the scammer, the innocent child transfers a hundred thousand yuan...
Yu Qiuxi is devastated.
There is no hope of getting the money back. Worse, his school holds his case up as a cautionary example and hangs a banner warning the students.
He loses his money, gets laughed at by countless people, and earns himself a complete social-death package.
Yu Qiuxi is sulking when a news story suddenly catches his eye: A woman loses 500,000 yuan to an online scammer, dates him to lure him back to the country, and gets him arrested.
Xiao Yu is instantly enlightened: It's time to show off my true abilities!
He signs up online for a voice-acting course... After a flurry of clever moves, he befriends the scammer in a game. They tackle dungeons together and even get married in the game...
Six months later, they agree to meet in person. Yu Qiuxi brings a few buddies along to catch the scammer...
Huo Han is Q University's famously aloof campus heartthrob, a clueless romantic and a straight-laced man of steel.
One day, he meets an online girl who's innocent and unpretentious, with a sweet voice and an even sweeter personality, the perfect homemaker type.
Huo Han is drawn to her without realizing it, and gradually finds online romance isn't enough.
When they meet in person, Huo Han discovers that the sweet little wife who used to go "Ehehehe" in the game is wearing a stylish jacket and giving him a cocky, rebellious look.
Huo Han: Heh...
His gaze slowly darkens.
Huo Han leans back on the sofa, his eyes inscrutable. He raises a hand and pulls Yu Qiuxi into his arms.
Looking at the few helpers behind him, he raises an eyebrow. "Did you bring them along... to witness our wedding?"
#The scammer says he's not that strict about gender#
#Mom, I'm scared#
#I went to confront a scammer, and ended up turning myself gay#
Upcoming novel: Plastic Husband, Thank You. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites.
Question: If your arranged-marriage partner has no feelings for you, never comes home, and leaves you alone in a lonely mansion, but gives you fifty million yuan a month to spend however you like, what would you do?
Xiangsi: I'd sing to him, "Listen to me say thank you. Because of you, the world is more beautiful, "
After transmigrating into a book, Xiangsi is destined to be a foil to the universally adored heroine. Every man is supposed to trample her and spit at her, all to make the heroine look pure, kind, and beautiful.
After getting married, Xiangsi keeps to herself and steers clear of the heroine and her male admirers. She doesn't dare bother her heartless money-making machine of a plastic husband, either. After getting her fifty million yuan each month, she starts growing spirit vegetables in her beautiful mansion.
Xiangsi came from the apocalypse and has a wood-type ability. She has more spirit vegetables than she can eat, so she puts them up for sale online.
[Cucumbers that cure insomnia: One bite and you're asleep]
Argumentative netizen: What a load of nonsense. Five thousand for one cucumber? Are you robbing people? If I buy one, I'll probably be kept awake for a week.
A week later: [Boss, where are the cucumbers? Do you have any more? I'll take them all. I ate a whole one and slept for three days and nights.]
After that, Xiangsi successively releases [Peas That Cure Baldness], [Watermelons That Cure Obesity], [Cherries That Whiten Skin], [Bean Sprouts That Cure Body Odor], and [Loquats That Cure Bad Breath].
Xiangsi's little shop quietly takes off. Then she discovers that the male admirers who used to trample her are secretly buying spirit vegetables under secret identities. She immediately makes a decision:
For the male admirer who'd devote himself to the heroine and go crazy for her, bean sprouts cost 100,000 each.
For the male admirer who'd run headfirst into a wall for the heroine, peas cost one million apiece.
For the male lead who'd take a knife for the heroine, one cucumber costs ten million.
Gradually, Xiangsi makes a fortune selling spirit vegetables, until she gets so carried away that she looks down on her monthly fifty million yuan allowance.
"Let's get divorced. I'm a woman, but I'm twenty this year. I have needs, too, you know?"
Bai Yichen looks up. His expression is cold, but he's still devastatingly handsome, his alluring phoenix eyes glittering.
He shuts the front door and blocks her way. "We got our marriage license and had a wedding. If you have needs, shouldn't you come to me first?!"
Xiangsi: I hear men without a sex life get irritable... My plastic husband is so thoughtful. Thank you... not.
Theme: Even when life gets hard, face it with a smile.