I Really Can't Get Pregnant

Xueling happened to read an erotic web novel in which the protagonist, a shou, had four babies in one pregnancy. Four gong, one father per baby. It was downright inhuman and illogical. Xueling had never seen anything like it and was blown away. After staying up all night to read half of it, he woke up as the protagonist's friend, whose job was to sort out the protagonist's romantic troubles. Xueling: Let me find out how exactly those babies were conceived! To get a closer look at the drama, Xueling joined a dating reality show with the protagonist. Contestant Gong One was a domineering business tycoon, Contestant Gong Two was an aloof, untouchable beauty, and Contestant Gong Three was a pampered, fiery young master from a wealthy family. The protagonist was a pure little white lotus who stayed unstained by the mud, yet could have four babies in one pregnancy. After counting them over and over, Xueling realized there were only three gongs. He was Gong Four. Too bad, he could only have three babies in one pregnancy. ~ To boost ratings, the gay dating show announced that a straight man had been placed among a group of male contestants who were all attracted to men. If the straight man wasn't discovered, he would win fifty million in cash. Xueling was that straight man. Xueling: I'm really lucky. I get to watch the drama and make money to support myself. Fifty million, come right to me! To keep up his act as a gay man, Xueling had to pair up with a cold, handsome guy. Every day, they acted lovey-dovey and did tasks together. He just hoped he could win the fifty million and see the protagonist surpass the limits of human possibility. ~ Cheng Jinyu, a newly crowned Best Actor, an aloof beauty, and the secret owner of the dating show, was all about making money and had renounced love. He joined the show just to earn money. On the show, Cheng Jinyu glared at every contestant who came near him and managed to stay single through sheer force of will. Until one day, a beautiful little darling hugged a pillow and pleaded softly, his eyes red: "Can I sleep with you?" Cheng Jinyu held back for a long moment, then undid his top button. "You can." The sweet, soft little darling snuggled into his arms. "Can we pair up?" Faced with his increasingly brazen demands, Cheng Jinyu's Adam's apple bobbed. "All right." After the show ended, Xueling set off on a trip around the world with his fifty million. He had just arrived at the airport when Cheng Jinyu, sporting a face of peerless beauty and a murderous expression, pinned him against the wall. "I heard you want to have four babies in one pregnancy?" Xueling: What? Who told you that?! Let go of me! I really can't get pregnant! A beloved, oblivious, straight, laid-back shou x a gong who only pretends to be abstinent ~ Blurb screenshotted on September 18, 2022. Theme: No matter how difficult things get, never give up on yourself.