Yu Qiuxi encountered an online scammer. The scammer was utterly incompetent, and Yu Qiuxi thought he was strong-willed and clever, and would never fall for a scam. Every day, he livestreamed himself messing with the scammer…
One day, his five-and-a-half-year-old nephew played with his phone and, coaxed by the scammer, innocently transferred 200,000 yuan to them…
Yu Qiuxi was devastated.
There was no hope of getting the money back. Instead, the school made his case a cautionary tale and put up a banner to warn the students.
He'd not only lost money, been laughed at by countless people, but also got a full package of public humiliation.
Yu Qiuxi was sulking when a news story suddenly caught his eye: [A woman was scammed out of 500,000 yuan online. She "dated" the scammer, tricked him into returning to the country, and got him arrested.]
Xiao Yu was struck by inspiration: It was time to show off my true skills!
He took online voice acting lessons specifically for pretending to be a woman… After a flurry of moves, he successfully befriended the scammer in a game. They ran dungeons together and got married in the game…
Half a year later, they arranged to meet in person. Yu Qiuxi brought a few buddies along to catch the scammer…
Huo Han was the famously aloof campus heartthrob at Q University, an utterly clueless block of iron when it came to romance.
One day, he met a sweet, genuine girl online with a lovely voice and an even lovelier personality, the perfect "good wife and loving mother" type.
Huo Han found himself drawn to her, and gradually became unsatisfied with an online romance.
When they met in person, Huo Han discovered that the adorable little wife from the game who'd gone "Waaah, waaah, waaah" was wearing a handsome jacket and giving him a cocky, challenging look.
Huo Han: Heh…
His gaze gradually darkened.
Huo Han leaned back on the sofa, his eyes unreadable. He raised a hand and pulled Yu Qiuxi into his arms.
Glancing at the few helpers behind him, he arched a brow and asked, "Did you bring them here... to be our witnesses?"
#The scammer says he isn't that strict about gender#
#Mom, I'm scared#
#Went to confront the scammer, ended up turning myself gay#
Darkening gong x Why Is He Like This shou
Content warning: 1. The shou wears skirts in the story. He's a dumb, straight guy, though perhaps not quite that straight, or he wouldn't have turned gay. First love for both, both virgins. The shou has a mild everyone-loves-him constitution and flirts without realizing it.
My new story, [After Joining a Reality Show About Growing Up with Little Kids], is now underway. Thank you for your support!
Xue Miao was so stupid that his adoptive parents returned him to the orphanage.
At four years old, he was chosen to appear on a reality show called Growing Up with the Kids.
Before joining the show, Xue Miao had a dream. He dreamed that he was a minor cannon-fodder character in a book, and the protagonist was an arrogant, aloof, overpowered hero.
The dim-witted Xue Miao resolved to stay away from the overpowered hero, but on the first day of filming, a chubby little boy cornered him in his room.
The chubby boy puckered his lips with a "whoosh," puffed out his little chest, and said in a babyish voice, "I'm gonna bite you!"
Huh? He hadn't done anything bad. Why did the overpowered hero want to bite him?
But he was the overpowered hero, after all: vindictive, ruthless, and all-powerful. If Xue Miao fought back, he'd be in for a terrible time.
Trembling, Xue Miao put his hand by the overpowered cub's mouth and gazed at him with clear, bright eyes, his plea tinged with a hint of tears. "Gently, okay?"
Only after the adults arrived did Xue Miao learn that the overpowered cub had said "adopt," not "bite." He had a bit of a lisp and couldn't pronounce words clearly.
On the Nth day of filming, Xue Miao and the other kids were building with blocks. The overpowered cub built quickly and well.
Pointing at the towering buildings on the table, the chubby-faced little boy lifted his pudgy chin. "These are all for you..." The chubby boy stared wide-eyed for a long while before finally managing to say, "the empire."
His voice was soft and sweet, but Xue Miao could still sense a hint of a king's commanding aura.
As expected of the overpowered hero! So impressive!
He even knew such an advanced word as "empire."
Right after that, the overpowered cub fell on his bottom, cried like a pig, and was sent to the pediatric ward.
Xue Miao: You're the overpowered hero, so be brave!
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When the production team announced the cast, some viewers questioned: #Was there something wrong with the kid whose adoptive parents returned him?#
After the show aired, Xue Miao, with his sweet little face, toddled around helping the adults and obediently taking his medicine without ever making a fuss. He was so well-behaved it broke everyone's heart.
Netizens: Where can we adopt such an adorable little boy?
Huo "Overpowered Cub" Xiao: Meow-meow belongs to me! [Super angry]
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Years later, Huo Xiao acquired Mingding Entertainment, and every episode of the first season of Growing Up with the Kids was taken down.
How could he let his wife see his embarrassing past?!
Xue Miao: ?? I remember all of it, okay?
Everyday healing with little kids / An overpowered cub's everyday life raising his wife / A cute-kid reality show / Childhood sweethearts
Theme: No matter how hard life gets, keep smiling