How Do I Break Up with My Obsessive Boyfriend?

Help! Please answer quickly, this is urgent!!

"My boyfriend is a cold, aloof genius who keeps everyone at arm's length. I was scared to approach him at first too, but I wanted his body so badly that I swallowed my pride and chased him until I won him over. I thought my beautiful life was about to begin. Then I got together with him and found out he's a complete lunatic. I'm just a normal person who wants a normal relationship, not to gamble with my life against a madman, ahhh!"

"I regret it so much. I want to break up, but I'm scared... Does anyone know how to get my boyfriend to dump me? Don't suggest being obnoxious. I've already been as obnoxious as I can for the rest of my life, but the more I act up, the more he seems to love me. Can you believe it? He has tens of billions in company shares, and I was too nervous to even ask, but he gave them to me without blinking. That very day he brought me a huge stack of contracts to sign. I nearly pissed myself!"

"Ahhhhh, I'm on the toilet, help me, it's an emergency!!!"

"My psycho boyfriend seems to have found out I want to break up. What do I do? Wuwuwu!!"

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