No Way, He's My Little Uncle!

Tang Ling, who had somehow made it to eighteen with barely a moment of peace, suddenly gained a System.

The System spoke in a Sichuan-Chongqing accent and told him that the world he lived in was a melodramatic boys' love novel full of bitter love and passion, titled The Domineering CEO's Twisted Love.

There were five domineering CEOs in the story. They ruled A City with an iron fist and had all the money and power anyone could want, yet every one of them loved only the low-born, breathtakingly beautiful protagonist. They threw money, power, and people at the problem in an effort to win his love, causing anyone who heard about it to grieve and anyone who witnessed it to go mad.

Tang Ling: So, am I the protagonist?

System: You're a troublemaking cannon-fodder character. Because you can't stand the protagonist, the second CEO will exile you to the Sahara in Africa to sell bottled water. Of course, the second CEO won't have a happy ending either. While protecting the protagonist, he'll crash, car and all, into a ravine and die in pieces.

Tang Ling: Good and evil always get what they deserve. Good riddance...

System: The second CEO is the uncle who raised you.

Tang Ling: Better to live badly than die well! What can you do to save my uncle?

System: Easy. Go date your uncle.

Tang Ling: Huh? What did you say? He's my uncle!

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Yan Chuan was an utterly ordinary domineering CEO in A City, living a dull life where every minute was worth a million.

One day, at the private club he frequented, he saw his nephew, who was supposed to be studying at boarding school.

His nephew had dyed his hair and was drinking. In a high-pitched voice, he called Yan Chuan