[Shou complained to the attackers every day, but all of them were corrected into rainbow farts by the system, and the irritable villain little robot was attacked by the X love-brained boss mecha]
Preview: "The Dragon's Fake Princess" The silly and sweet evil dragon is attacked by a sinister cross-dressing boss
Copywriting:
What's it like when a vicious villain becomes cute?
Tang Guo is a gold medal employee of the Villain Bureau
He is famous for being ruthless and cunning. He has defeated the protagonist time and time again and fought back to kill everyone. His perfect clearance record in the game cannot be broken to this day.
[New mission—Destroy the military lair]
But in this mission, he turned into a small robot with no attack power and only the size of a palm.
Tang Guo said: -_-!
Actual heart: (╯'口')+╯┻━┻
Despite a hellish start, he still sneaked into the home of a military boss alone to steal secrets.
The task target is an all-powerful top-level war AI, which has been iterated for thousands of years and has no weaknesses.
Tang Guo smiled evilly at such a difficult task.
High-end battles often use the simplest method - pulling out his energy and stealing his chips! …
As a gold medal villain, he has everything under his control, but the strange thing is...
When the swords were supposed to be at each other's throats, the serious-faced boss walked over with a pink sack in his hand...
The battle was supposed to be about to break out, but the unsmiling boss looked at him with eyes filled with affection...
It was supposed to be a life-and-death fight every day, but the big guy pounced on him every day and wanted to fight with him...
Tang Guo: Is this guy sick?
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Garth, the most powerful war mecha in the military, has lived the same daily life for thousands of years. Ever since he gained self-awareness, he has become extremely world-weary, and even once wanted to destroy mankind.
Until one day, a small elf-like Tang Guo fell from the sky and punched him head on.
From that day on, life didn't seem so boring anymore.
The villain's little toy robot spitting out fragrance was attacked by the mecha of the X Love Brain military boss
Small theater:
After countless days and nights, the task progress is still 0
Tang Guo was so angry that he pounded the wall: Can TM complete this task?
The military boss holding him from behind looked worried: Honey, why are you angry again?
Tang Guo: Fuck%#^*!
After the system was corrected, it turned into a clip sound: Husband, can't you coax me more?
The boss shook his body and said, "Coax!" Coax now!
A brother chapter of "AI Beware of Pet Raising", with the same world view, Sha Diao can easily learn about it
Remarks:
1. A brainless little sweet story, both attacking and receiving will have the shape of a robot, sweet!
2. Gong is a love brain, no matter how he feels, he is the cutest person in the world.
3. Being attacked by people who spit out sweet things every day, all of them were corrected by the system into rainbow farts.
4. The author of the cover has a high-definition picture from VB
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Pre-collection of "The Dragon's Fake Princess"
After thousands of years of hardship, the evil dragon Sisili finally reached the peak of dragon life. Not only was he glorious, but he also owned countless treasures and a 100-meter-high tower.
However, in the end, he still couldn't escape the ending of being forced to marry by his parents. "A successful evil dragon must not only have a treasure tower, but also kidnap a princess to show his noble status. Only in this way can he be a hot commodity in the blind date market!"
"Okay, as a successful evil dragon, how can I not have a princess to serve me? This bitch has to pretend!"
Looking around, princesses from all countries have been kidnapped. Princesses have become a scarce commodity these days.
When Sisili had a headache where to find the princess, a small advertisement floated on the street - [Recruiting dragon to kidnap princess]
"Eh? Why are you still giving me money? Don't give up such a good thing in vain!"
Being greedy for petty gains has always been a shortcoming of the Dragon Clan.
Legend has it that the princess was ugly, so no dragon liked her.
Sisili doesn't care about these, he only cares about the "dowry" he paid.
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It is the glory of the whole country that the princess of a country can be kidnapped by a giant dragon.
The country of Cha Cha has a prince and no princess, and has been ridiculed by other countries.
One day, a bastard dragon came to sign a contract for a small profit.
On the appointed day, the dragon took the man away in all his glory.
Sisley locked the princess in a high tower. Upon closer inspection, the princess was not as ugly as the rumors said, but was as beautiful as a fairy.
It's just that this princess is spoiled and she originally wanted to find a little slave for herself, but in the end, she ends up serving the princess every day.
Moreover, this princess also disturbed his numerous blind dates.
Rumor has it that the dragon in the Demon King's City doesn't like brushing his teeth or bathing, and he is ugly, fat, and depressed...
Sisley was notorious among good families and good dragons.
Sisley jumped up in anger and was furious at the princess. "What do you mean?"
The beautiful princess smiled but did not respond.
Later, Sisili discovered that the princess he kidnapped for cheap was a boss, and the one she signed was a marriage contract.
The hundred-meter giant dragon was so angry that he stamped his feet and shook the mountain, "No, no, no! I want to return it!"
Concept: Cute and cute, the world is full of love