Do Evil Gods Have Adolescence? [Western Fantasy]

“A foster daughter is a wonderful thing. Every witch needs one.”, The Demon Book Yin Tang, the infamous witch of the East, had spent years alone with nothing but a flower for company. Then one day, she finally found a little lump of black coal from the Abyssal race. The little coal wore a tattered dress, with pale hair hanging down over deep wheat-colored skin. It was a mad dog that bit anyone it saw, but its golden eyes shone brighter than anything. The witch carried the little runt back to her magic tower. Every day, she found new ways to braid “her” hair and buy her dresses, determined to make her the most dazzling black pearl of all. Three years later, the little runt sprouted bizarre, dark green tentacles. The book said it was just the Abyssal race's adolescence. Yin Tang reassured herself: It's fine. No big deal. Five years later, a strapping, muscular man was ripping monsters apart at the Abyssal border. He grinned at her, baring fearsome canine teeth. The book said it was just the Abyssal race's adolescence. Yin Tang reassured herself: It's fine... Fine my ass! Her sweet foster daughter had turned into a man! The cultists raised their torches and chanted, “Kill the witch!” Amid the flames soaring into the sky, atop a sea of writhing, grotesque tentacles, the continent's only evil god opened his golden eyes and waved his strangely shaped, voice-producing tentacles as he declared: I will always be the witch's most loyal dog. The book said Yin Tang reassured herself... The hell it did! You call this adolescence?! * Isaac: I will become the witch's dog. Yin Tang: Don't pick up strays by the roadside. A white-haired, dark-skinned, tentacled mad-dog evil god & a hot-tempered witch who prefers fighting up close and letting her fists do the talking [Next up: My Buddha Wields an AK] [AKs and sniper rifles, a supernova who mercifully delivers all living beings] After breaking up with the most unconventional and rebellious God of War in the history of the Divine Realm, Xu Ran attained enlightenment halfway through her journey and changed careers, becoming the first female Buddhist cultivator to achieve Buddhahood. That day, she debated the Way with Master Ci Nian of Little Electronic Sound Temple. An electronic artificial flower flickered in and out of view through the mist. Xu Ran: “Master, I've had an epiphany.” The master: “...Benefactor, I haven't said a word.” With that, Xu Ran rose to her feet and became a Buddha on the spot. The master: “?” Baal led the Seventy-Two Demon Gods to challenge the cultivation rankings in the Naihe Bridge district, declaring, “Without the Heavenly Wolf God, the Eastern cultivation world is nothing but a bunch of useless trash.” The next second, Xu Ran stepped into the ring unarmed. Baal gave her a sidelong glance. “I hear you cultivate Buddhism. Did you come up here to knock on a wooden fish?” Xu Ran pulled out a portable RPG launcher. Nine engraved sniper rifles floated in a circle behind her. Amid the thunder of gunfire and the demons' wails, she made a Buddhist gesture and said: “May Buddha have mercy.” Baal: “?” * “My city was once rated the worst place in the entire cultivation world.” But later, the female Buddhist cultivator who came out of Guixu City No. 013 became the world's uncrowned ruler. * A ruthless, unhinged, wicked female Buddhist cultivator √ A female-led story focused on progression and power-ups. The heroine is pretty crazy, and she won't be redeemed. My take on cyberpunk cultivation. Elements include, but are not limited to: robotic bodhisattvas, mechanical sword cultivators, physical ascension, electronic techniques, contaminated spiritual roots... A mash-up of mythologies. Please don't associate it with real-world religions. Coming soon: The Demon Who Was Given a Life by Red Eyes Has His Sights on Me The blurb is in my author profile. Theme: Love is the most precious emotion people possess