The Healing-Type Cannon Fodder Goes Viral on a Couples' Dating Show [Gourmet]

The God of Food, Yi Zhuanghai, transmigrated into a novel and married one of the female lead's backup suitors, becoming a stepping stone for his relationship with her.

Other people go on dating shows and enjoy mutual crushes and sweet romance.

The original owner went on a dating show only to be deliberately humiliated to death in front of the whole internet by her top-tier star husband.

Yi Zhuanghai has her arms around handsome men at a nightclub, being fed charcoal-grilled Australian lobster: Die? Is the food not delicious enough, or are the cute young men not sweet enough?

On a dating show, a gorgeous young woman doesn't pick fights or compete for the spotlight. She treats her husband's malice like air and spends every day happily eating and cooking.

Viewers discovered that after watching her and the food she made, they no longer even got angry when their husbands cheated!

She and her cooking have maxed-out healing powers, driving the whole internet wild!

The guests who used to make digs at her: "I was wrong. Would you sell me a serving for a hundred thousand yuan?"

The viewers who once cyberbullied her: "Your idol had better watch himself. If he picks on your sister-in-law again, don't blame me for becoming an anti-fan."

The female lead's other two backup suitors: "Stay away from me! I don't want Xiao Hen to get the wrong idea!"

But everyone was still worried that Yi Zhuanghai would be bullied by her husband, until a video surfaced.

In the video, the usually arrogant top-tier star was red-eyed and crying out in anguish: "Xiao Hen, can we please not get divorced? I'll do anything you want!"

Viewers were still worrying that Yi Zhuanghai couldn't get a divorce, until one day, when rumors were spread about her, the mysterious Department of Metaphysics Affairs issued an official statement.

"Ms. Yi is currently single. Our director personally invited her to join us as a top healing specialist. Anyone spreading rumors will have their account banned."

Advance preorders in my author profile:

Advance preorder: "A Thrilling Dating Show About a Deposed Empress, Broadcast Live to the Ancients"

After transmigrating into a book, Su Qingyi used an iron fist to help the handsome, tragic new emperor ascend the throne, then supported him with boundless kindness as he ushered in a golden age.

But in the end, the new emperor deposed her as empress, and the treacherous ruler even declared that he wanted her dead.

All because she was born to a concubine.

All because she was strong-willed and didn't abide by the virtues expected of women.

But really, it was because the new emperor loved her sweet and gentle legitimate younger sister more.

Even the common people, who had always admired her, turned around and mocked her as lowborn.

A lifetime of devotion led to such an end.

They didn't know that all her devotion was an act. Right now, she was holding up a peace sign.

The cute young men on the dating show, your big sis is back!

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As a reward for following the plot as instructed, the System gave Lin Qingyi the ability to livestream to people of the past.

On the dating show, the beautiful female guest is adored by countless people.

The ancients are dumbfounded every day.

That's the empress?

Handsome men take turns inviting her out to feasts? There are delicacies from the mountains and the sea, the menu changes every day, and there's plenty to go around?

That's the empress?

She goes out in fine clothes every day, and people compete to pick her up. That "carriage" moves faster than the wind?

That's the country where the empress lives?

An enemy nation comes to provoke them, and their weapons can fly through the sky and burrow underground, sending the invaders running straight back home?

Waaah, what kind of emperor is this? The leaders over there are so much better!

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After losing his empress, the new emperor was just about to enjoy himself with his new love when he noticed his subjects were always laughing at him behind his back.

He held back his anger until one day, he saw Lin Qingyi in a mirror too.

The woman was surrounded by several handsome men at a residence, smiling as they showered her with attention.

She, who normally never even showed her earlobes, exposed her jade-white skin without the slightest hesitation.

Her usually stern eyes were now full of tenderness, and before her lips even parted, they had already inspired countless fantasies.

On that so-called dating show, she had no respect for marital virtue, yet the whole country adored her, and all the men around her let her have her way!

Meanwhile, he, the dignified emperor, had become a cuckold known to everyone!

Fortunately, the former empress seemed to have a soft spot for only one man, and that man looked somewhat like him, Mu Linwei.

Hah! Wherever she went, she still found men who had a bit of his shadow in them, didn't she?

Until one day, the former empress kissed that man.

"I once helped someone because he looked like you, but he isn't fit to tie your shoes."

Mu Linwei: !!!

No wonder the empress had never fought for anything. It turned out he was the one who'd been standing in as someone else's replacement!

Mu Linwei's heart was torn to pieces.

His new love? To hell with his new love!

Advance preorder two: "The Real Heiress Goes Viral and Gets Rich After Binding to a Mouthpiece System"

He Shanying transmigrated into a novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the cannon-fodder real heiress and a foil to the fake one.

When her biological parents questioned how she had been raised, He Shanying said, "Dragons beget dragons, phoenixes beget phoenixes, and mice's sons know how to dig holes. Your family's genes are so exceptional that even Confucius couldn't teach you right."

Her biological parents: "..."

When the fake heiress criticized her for not honoring her parents, He Shanying said, "Huh? Who are you? Why aren't you going home? Don't your parents want you?"

The fake heiress: "..."

He Shanying figured that someone as clear-eyed as her shouldn't have to put up with idiots like them, so she decided to strike out on her own.

While browsing online and trying to figure out what kind of business would keep her afloat, she casually left a comment under a post, her fair, sharp fingertip tapping the screen.

The post read:

An employee asked their HR supervisor for leave, explaining: "My maternal grandmother passed away. I'd like to go home and see her off."

HR supervisor: She's not an immediate family member. Please don't ask for leave without a valid reason.

The comments were full of outrage. People angrily laid out the facts and tried to reason with the supervisor, earnestly pleading for some sense.

He Shanying: Are dogs nowadays all orphans?

Netizens: "..."

The internet erupted with laughter, and He Shanying unexpectedly became a minor sensation.

As He Shanying stared in confusion, she suddenly heard a voice.

"Oh great one, oh great one! Would you like to bind to a Mouthpiece System? For every mouthpiece mission, you'll receive the client's fee. Plus, every point of satisfaction you earn from clients and netizens can generate one hundred thousand yuan!"

"You'll also unlock all kinds of golden fingers to help clients escape their predicaments and earn hefty commissions. Once you reach the highest rank, you can even come back to life in your original world!"

He Shanying: Just when I was about to lie down, someone handed me a pillow. I'm in.

From then on, whether in real life or online, whether it was an abusive husband refusing to divorce and demanding the betrothal gifts back, or the parents of school bullies turning around and blaming the victim, wherever there was injustice, He Shanying was there.

Rich Lady He's daily routine: insult people with good reason, earn tens of billions a year.

Other advance preorders in my author profile: "The Beautiful Sweet-Maker Mom Who Joins the Army and Moves to an Island in the 1970s" and "After Being Blacklisted Across the Internet, I Pass the Civil Service Exam and Go Viral on a Farming Show with My Rich Lady Sister." Please give them a look.

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