He Shanying transmigrated into a book as a cannon-fodder true heiress, becoming the fake heiress's foil.
Biological parents: "How can you be so ill-mannered?"
He Shanying: "Dragons have dragon children, phoenixes have phoenix children, and mice have children who dig holes. Your family's genes are so exceptional that even Confucius couldn't teach you manners."
Biological parents: "..."
Fake heiress: "How can you treat Mom and Dad like that, Sis?"
He Shanying: "Who are you? Why aren't you back at your own home? Don't your parents want you?"
Fake heiress: "..."
He Shanying decided these blockheads were bad for her fortune, so she resolutely left home and set up on her own.
Her livestream:
Trending topic across the internet:
An employee asked their HR manager for leave, saying, "My grandma passed away. I need to go home and see her off."
HR manager: "Denied. Your grandma isn't an immediate relative. And besides, if you go home, will she come back to life?"
Commenters were furious, laying out facts and reasoning with the HR manager in earnest.
He Shanying said lightly, "Are dogs these days all orphans?"
Netizens: "..."
The viewers were satisfied, and He Shanying became an overnight sensation.
Then suddenly...
"Ding! Oh, mighty one, want to bind yourself to the Comeback System?"
"You won't just receive a commission from each client for every mission. If you raise their satisfaction, you can earn money too!"
"You can also unlock all kinds of golden fingers to help uphold justice. Reach the highest rank, and you'll even be able to come back to life in your original world!"
He Shanying: "I'm mainly interested in upholding justice."
From then on, the livestreaming world had a beautiful streamer who struck fear into the hearts of scumbags looking for loopholes in the law.
A wife-beater refused to divorce his wife and wanted the bride price returned.
His mother looked gleefully at her daughter-in-law. "Why does he only hit you and not anyone else?"
He Shanying had the daughter-in-law slap her mother-in-law, then stood to the side and said sarcastically, "Why did she hit you and not me?"
The parents of school bullies blamed the victim, counting on there being no security cameras.
"You have no proof. This is slander!"
He Shanying activated a time-viewing camera and posted the evidence online. "I had no idea you were into this sort of thing."
Netizens: "Aaaah! This young lady is a scumbag-slaying goddess, my internet stand-in!"
Rich Lady He: "I insult people within reason, and make a billion a day."
Her biological parents came over with loving smiles. Rich Lady He's fans: "Don't even think about it, or she'll slap you!"
The internet rumor went: The Shan in Big Shot He Shanying's name means slapping, and the Ying means winning every argument.
P.S. The male lead is a young househusband, and just a minor character. This is an entirely fictional setting, and everything is made up by the author. None of the story arcs are based on real people. Thank you!
Coming Soon 1: "The Cannon-Fodder Characters' Clumsy, Pretty Kindergarten Teacher (Quick Transmigration)"
There are characters who are born supremely talented and brilliantly gifted,
or who care for the world and feel compassion for all living things.
Yet because they are cannon fodder, they're destined to serve as foils and stepping stones for the protagonists.
From childhood, they struggle along a path shrouded in darkness.
As they fight back until they're battered and bleeding, they helplessly approach their brutal end.
Then one day, a beautiful airhead with a little bear sewn onto her sleeve appears in their world.
"Ah! This is so hard, sweetie. Can you help your teacher?"
World One: The sickly young master who serves as the foil in a wealthy-family story becomes a disabled big shot who shocks the business world.
The little young master has a congenital heart condition. His father's third wife pushed him down the stairs.
His mother can't stand up to the third wife, so he's about to be driven out and left to fend for himself.
He also knows he's just cannon fodder, destined to be driven to his death in a hospital bed by the third wife's son, the male lead.
Six-year-old Mu Hanzhi swears that when he grows up, he'll kill everyone equally.
But then he meets this scatterbrained teacher, who has plenty of beauty but not much brains.
"Hanhang, boo-hoo-hoo! Can you look at the financial paper and help your teacher analyze it? I bought the wrong stocks again!"
Mu Hanzhi: Ugh, what a pain. If I don't help her, she'll start crying again.
Fine. I'll just tell her which stock will hit the daily limit.
World Two: The distant cousin from a household-intrigue story becomes a legendary businesswoman whose wealth rivals a nation.
World Three: The disgraced chief eunuch from a palace-intrigue story becomes an overbearing emperor who ushers in a golden age.
In every world, there's someone nobody dares provoke.
And rumor has it that each of them once met a mentor who changed their fate.
One day, when the little worlds begin to merge, all these overlords start looking for her.
"She's so silly, she can't even understand the financial paper."
"Exactly. She doesn't even know what it means to live under someone else's roof. She's shameless."
"She said even a eunuch can become an emperor. Hah!"
"But the little bear on her sleeve is cute."
"Right, and she looks pretty when she's being greedy, too."
"She also likes calling everyone sweetie."
"She truly loves me. I can hear her thoughts."
Wait!
Lu Youyou, just how many sweethearts do you have?
Heaven's Way: Hah, this shameless woman has found me a whole bunch of love rivals again.
Coming Soon 2: "A Beautiful Pastry Chef Mom Follows the Army to a 1970s Island"
Liu Ruyi, a nationally renowned pastry chef, transmigrated into a period novel. She became a talented beauty in an arts troupe, a cannon-fodder character who was oppressed for her whole life because she envied the heroine.
++++ The original character had reluctantly accepted the male lead's request to date him, only for the heroine to steal him away. In the end, everyone saw the original character as a shameless homewrecker who'd interfered in the heroine's romance.
++++ Liu Ruyi: "Thanks, but no thanks. The trashy man and his trashy girlfriend can stay together forever."
+++*+
++++ At the troupe leader's urging, Liu Ruyi married a soldier.
++++ She heard that although he looked dashing, he had a hidden condition.
++++ Everyone laughed at her for marrying a man like that, saying she'd entered a den of misery. They were all waiting to see her become a laughingstock.
++++ But when she returned from the island with riches beyond anyone's wildest dreams, alongside her husband, who had risen several ranks, they saw the man she had married.
++++ The handsome, distinguished man held one child by the hand, carried another in his arms, and had a third riding on his back. All three were adorable children.
++++ He smiled tenderly and lovingly, and thoughtfully wiped the sweat from his wife's brow.
++++ Every one of those children looked just like him!
+++*
++++ Liu Ruyi hadn't been particularly eager to marry him at first, but the man was just too handsome!
++++ A hidden condition? Perfect. She was afraid of the dangers of childbirth and the misery of raising children anyway!
+++++ Most importantly, he didn't smoke, drink, or flirt. He was handsome and gentle, and even offered to hand over his entire salary every month. Why wouldn't she marry him?
+++++ Following the army to a remote island was the only downside.
++++++ That's what Liu Ruyi thought, until she reached the island and saw all the huge coconuts, ripe mangoes, and big lychees, not to mention the wealthy young wives who'd followed their husbands to the island.
+++++ She pictured the coconut milk balls, mango pomelo sago, and lychee ice drinks she could make... They'd sell out in no time, wouldn't they?
+++*
++++ Zeng Yiqing came from a family with three generations of military honors. All he ever thought about was serving his country. He'd made his matchmaking partners cry every single time, and earned a reputation for having a hidden condition.
++++ Then one day, he met Liu Ruyi.
++++ The young woman was willing to marry him. She was always comforting him, telling him not to worry about his hidden condition. Her voice was gentle and sweet, her eyes full of tenderness, and one glance at her beautiful face made his breathing grow heavy.
++++ A hidden condition? To hell with that hidden condition!
Theme: Promote a new social outlook and ease people's hardships.
Nowadays, devils are also called minors. If you are a minor, you can kill people and set fires, and you can do anything. Protecting minors does not mean protecting minors from committing crimes. Don't call it a crime because you are young. A crime is a crime. He was a psychopath when he was a child, but when he grew up he was also a worm to the country and society. Why don't you kill this moth early? It's a waste of social resources if you keep it alive.
Super cool! But I'm a little worried about Xiao Ziyang...
Reality can't get a fair ending, so those two little beasts must die in the novel! ! ! I hate it! Silly Juvenile Protection Crime Act
Well said. . . . It's a pity that in reality. . . . Why
Ahhhh, please update soon, I really want to see the follow-up results. When you see this kind of story, you probably know that this kind of story must have a prototype. The result in reality is probably not very good, or even disgusting. They must be taught a harsh lesson in the novel. By the way, the minor protection bar has a really big loophole. The "Minor Protection Law" protects the flowers of the motherland, not the devil.
Sorry, I have lost my memory too. Who is Lu Xiaoxiao?
Well done. . . . Continue continue
This is my first time reading this author's article! So far the writing is really good! !
The ending is a bit rushed, but the quarrel at the beginning is still very interesting.
Nowadays, devils are also called minors. If you are a minor, you can kill people and set fires, and you can do anything. Protecting minors does not mean protecting minors from committing crimes. Don't call it a crime because you are young. A crime is a crime. He was a psychopath when he was a child, but when he grew up he was also a worm to the country and society. Why don't you kill this moth early? It's a waste of social resources if you keep it alive.
Super cool! But I'm a little worried about Xiao Ziyang...
Reality can't get a fair ending, so those two little beasts must die in the novel! ! ! I hate it! Silly Juvenile Protection Crime Act
Well said. . . . It's a pity that in reality. . . . Why
Ahhhh, please update soon, I really want to see the follow-up results. When you see this kind of story, you probably know that this kind of story must have a prototype. The result in reality is probably not very good, or even disgusting. They must be taught a harsh lesson in the novel. By the way, the minor protection bar has a really big loophole. The "Minor Protection Law" protects the flowers of the motherland, not the devil.
Sorry, I have lost my memory too. Who is Lu Xiaoxiao?
Well done. . . . Continue continue
This is my first time reading this author's article! So far the writing is really good! !
The ending is a bit rushed, but the quarrel at the beginning is still very interesting.
This is called bushi