The Young Lady Insists on Marrying Me

My name is 001, and I'm a royal secret guard.

On the fifteenth day of the eighth month, the wind was so boisterous it blew the emperor's head clear off. After hosting a banquet for his ministers, he decided the general was plotting rebellion.

So he sent out the best of the secret guards, Number One of the Tian rank. That would be me.

I was to infiltrate the general's residence and gather evidence of his crimes.

After three days of careful planning, I disguised myself as a man and entered the general's residence as a cook.

After all, with both beauty and brains, infiltrating the general's residence as a woman might put my chastity at risk.

But the outcome still caught me completely off guard.

I really shouldn't have counted on getting lucky.

Even with a fake beard, height-increasing insoles, and coarse clothes, my unique charm still caught the eye of a noble in the household...

The eldest daughter was determined to marry me!!!

After dodging the eldest daughter's eighteenth nighttime ambush,

I panicked! I was helpless! I asked my master for help!

Who knew the emperor would seize the opportunity to consider arranging a marriage for me!

Hmph!

I'm a secret guard with professional integrity. I'll perform, but I won't give myself away!

I will fight the eldest daughter to the bitter end!

To prove my noble character, that I can never be forced to yield!

Stop this foolish behavior!

Young Lady, get off my windowsill!

And yet,

I once again lost all dignity as a secret guard!

I, 001, the mighty Number One Secret Guard of the Tian rank,

was once again pinned down and taken advantage of by the eldest daughter!

“Stop!”

“No unlawful contact before marriage!”

Young Lady, please behave yourself!!!

My ongoing novel, My Evil God Ordered Me to Kiss Her:

My father is a duke of the kingdom,

my mother is the richest person in the kingdom.

If I kick a passing prince,

even the king will ask if my foot hurts!

What a boring life, as lonely as snow...

Until I met Lady Miliya!

The great, kind, and beautiful deity!

From then on, I became infatuated with her, went crazy for her, and banged my head against the wall for her!

I declare! I will spread faith in Lady Miliya across the entire Buou Continent!

I will make everyone on the continent know that

Miliya is the one and only true god!!!

I, Tina Feisiwa Aodiliete, am Lady Miliya's most loyal believer!

[Miliya, whose true name is Evil,

is unexpectedly timid and cowardly.

She is an obscure god in the Temple of the Gods,

ignored in a shadowy corner.

Now that even the last shred of faith in the mortal world has faded,

she has been forced, against her will, into a cocooning period of divine power,

and her divine rank has fallen to that of a false god.

Never has anything been clearer than it is now:

she is going to perish.

She doesn't even qualify to be buried in the Temple of the Gods.

This is an ending even the Goddess of Fate cannot rewrite.]

I, Tina Feisiwa Aodiliete,

finally opened the gates to the divine realm

and met the Lady Miliya I revere more than anything.

Even the hair cascading from her divine throne is so elegant!

As expected of the lady I believe in!

“Tina!”

I'm so happy! The lady called my name herself!

“Kiss me!”

Huh?

“Whoever you are, get off Lady Miliya this instant!!!”

Theme: Dare to fight back and never yield to force