Playing the Loving Mother and Filial Son with a True Wine

Also known as: The Days I Spent Vacationing in the World of Detective Conan: I'm Not a Man-Mom! And I'm Not a Cross-Dressing Enthusiast, Either! My "Kids" Look Older Than Me. Is That Weird? Jiang Shunyi doesn't have many hobbies. Apart from cuddling kids, she likes to scare the Shinigami Elementary School Kid from time to time; hand out little rewards to well-behaved employees at the liquor organization, including homemade milk candy; and have her adopted son and his chauffeur push her wheelchair while she and her 140-year-old little old man go shopping. Ah, what a delightful retirement! Now this is the life! Jiang Shunyi was born in the apocalypse. Because children were so precious and rare, she developed an inexplicable fixation on them. On her first transmigration, a single thing the instructor said to scare a child nearly made her wipe out the organization. On her second transmigration, the young master's parents punished him too harshly, so she made the Karasuma Group change bosses ahead of schedule. It wasn't until her third transmigration that Jiang Shunyi learned... Her adopted son, A Zhen, whom she'd unilaterally claimed as her own, wasn't mute or overly shy. He ignored her simply because she looked and acted too much like a man, and kept calling herself "Mom." He thought she had something seriously wrong with her. The young master she'd once looked after still collects all kinds of qipao to this day. To grant his wish, Jiang Shunyi picked out the prettiest one and happily put it on. Then the 140-year-old little old man saw her looking like a cross-dressing enthusiast and laughed like a pig. The organization members she'd trained always thought she'd forced them to call her Mom through threats and bribes. Even now that they're all in their twenties and thirties, they still can't stop. When they see her back, they eagerly grab the organization's newest recruits for some last-minute training. A certain loyal liquor agent smiles and points at Jiang Shunyi in the distance. "Go on, call her Mom. If you get some candy, you've passed." The Whiskey Trio: "..." Are you serious? All the other loyal liquor agents nod. If she's making us call her Mom, then we're all calling her Mom. Nobody gets to have it easy! Theme: Saving children with unhappy childhoods.