Story blurb
An Qizhi is transported into a scum-top role in a scum-tormenting novel, losing all his original memories.
He quickly accepts his new identity as a scum top, and because he's read the original story, he even dreams about what will happen next.
With the scum-top buff on his side, An Qizhi falls for Bai Chen, but refuses to admit that the idiot in his dreams is himself.
Then, full of mischief, he tentatively sticks out his little toe toward Bai Chen.
Worlds:
1. Jealous, childish crybaby apprentice top x righteous-path prodigy, aloof master who turns into a mother hen bottom (bad ending)
An Qizhi: "Master, give me a kiss."
Bai Chen: "..."
An Qizhi: "Waaah~" [I'm crying so loudly!]
Bai Chen: "A kiss..."
[My writing skills are the problem here. I made the silly dog so clingy. Heh. I was a little shocked when I looked back at it myself. If you still want to read it, please be prepared.]
2. Ferociously strong, physically frail top x straightforward movie star bottom
Bai Chen: "Why have you been so well-behaved lately? You haven't been pestering me to act."
An Qizhi: "Acting is exhausting. I want to go play on this variety show."
Bai Chen looked at the variety show, famous for being physically and mentally demanding, then at the delicate little flower who turned purple-lipped at the slightest breeze and burrowed into his arms. "All right, then." He could always join the show himself and look after him.
After filming wrapped, Bai Chen's eyes widened in shock!
What kind of delicate little flower can subdue a knife-wielding thief with his bare hands and knock out an NPC with one punch?
3. Zombie king top who always wants to cuddle up to humans x humanity's savior, germaphobe bottom
An Qizhi: "I'm already the cleanest zombie there is. Why won't you let me cuddle you?"
Bai Chen: "How about waiting a little longer? They expect to finish developing the drug that will turn you human again in two months."
An Qizhi: "Roar! Then I'll go cuddle someone else!"
He took the little finger of the germaphobe, who had agonized over it for ages before finally holding it out. "Hmph. That's more like it."
4. Puppet child emperor, mentally impaired top in the early stages x prince of an enemy kingdom, prisoner bottom (bad ending)
5. Second-generation rich kid, gender-variant top x alpha who marries into the family, illegitimate child bottom
6. Wealthy family's switched-at-birth fake young master, good student top x wealthy family's switched-at-birth real young master, unambitious bottom
7. Youngest son of a general, picky-eater top x rising star of the future, punk bottom
8. Vampire hunter top x vampire bottom (bad ending)
The order is subject to change.
Pairing: A top with one problem or another, who pretends to be weak whether on purpose or not x a bottom who always goes soft on the top.
Reader's Guide:
1. Top POV, one-on-one pairing, both are pure.
2. The bottom is the same person throughout, just like the top, but only receives memories and doesn't have "prophetic dreams."
3. The bottom dotes on the top, the top dotes on the bottom, and some worlds have them doting on each other.
4. There are quite a few worlds. If there's anything to avoid in a particular world, I'll mention it in the author's note at the end of the previous world.
5. Romance-focused, with plenty of sweet, lovey-dovey moments.
Blurb for the upcoming story, The White Moonlight's Red Mole Is Actually Me
Before he was reborn, Song Yangzhi had a junior fellow disciple he admired. The younger man confessed his love to him many times, but Song acted as if he didn't understand and gave vague answers, letting each confession fizzle out.
Until one day
Li Yuan: "I don't want to take a cultivation partner until I've reached the level of a great master." You understand, right? Once I'm strong enough to protect you, then we can become cultivation partners.
Song Yangzhi: "..." I see. He's letting me down gently.
And so Li Yuan let the duck slip right out of his grasp.
Later, Li Yuan finally found his Senior Brother Song, only for them to part in death.
The words he'd kept buried in his heart, never daring to say them aloud, slipped out naturally. "Yangzhi, in our next life, can we not be brothers in the sect?"
But the other man could no longer hear him.
After being reborn, Song Yangzhi suddenly felt empty.
He'd struggled his way through the cultivation world, serving first as a senior brother of the righteous path and then as the right guardian of the Demon Palace. He'd been killed because he'd done too many bad things, and he had no desire for revenge. The person he loved didn't love him back, and he had no desire to win him over.
"Sigh... What a bother."
Then one day, the junior fellow disciple he'd once admired confessed his feelings while drunk.
And he told Song Yangzhi, "Yangzhi, you should know that somewhere in this world, someone is destined to come for you."
The Demon Venerable who'd made him the target of everyone's condemnation became his good friend.
To stop his good friend from falling further into darkness, Song Yangzhi smacked him right across the face and roared, "What kind of nonsense are you thinking? You've still got me!"
Song the Lazy Fish: "...?" Why does this feel so weird? How did things end up like this?
Little Scene 1:
Li Yuan: "What should I do to make the other person understand that I've accepted his feelings?"
"Did he confess to you?"
Li Yuan: "Not yet..."
"..."
Little Scene 2:
When teaching his junior brothers and sisters, Song Yangzhi follows one principle: If they don't die from it, keep beating them until they do.
When fighting monsters above his level, he follows another: If you can't kill me, then you'll be the one to die.
Junior brothers and sisters and monsters: What a strange new principle and guideline...
Junior brothers and sisters: "Senior Brother Li, hurry and take him away."
Li Yuan: "!!" What a lucky break.
Li Yuan opens his arms slightly, eyes sparkling.
Song Yangzhi: No, I can't take advantage of my junior brother!
Though he says that, his body is already being honest, and he hugs him.
Li Yuan: Yay!
Pairing:
A gentle, considerate senior brother one moment, a violent, monster-chopping madman the next (laid-back, cunning top);
An apparently flawless pride of the heavens, who always does more than he says (tight-lipped, obsessive bottom).
★ The ultimate push and pull between a laid-back man and a taciturn one.
Reader's Guide:
1. Top POV, one-on-one pairing, happy ending.
2. They don't interact much at first, and it feels like they're in different stories.
3. The bottom is shorter than the top until age eighteen, then taller than him. The taller one on the cover is the bottom, the shorter one is the top.
4. Older top, two years older than the bottom.
5. The opening is somewhat bleak, while the earlier chapters are more slice-of-life. Song the Lazy Fish has only just returned to the past and tends to shut out the world.
Theme: People aren't perfect. Don't force everyone to like you; learn to love yourself first.
It feels like most of the abuse is about attacking treasures. Will Jimei still be like this later? Crying~trembling hands~
It's quite sweet, with a thrilling edge that's crazy and testing, and the aftertaste is tingling like popping candy.
Thanks for the limited exemption, you are so flattering, the author?^???^?
"I started not bothering to die on him" is a big bug for the author~
Looks good~Come on^0^~
And happy birthday to you! A fountain of inspiration!
Ah, this, my dear, I want to watch a side story, preferably a sweet one! ! !
"It's not urgent to stop" is a big bug for the author~
"You need to take it" is a big bug for the author~
So, what exactly does Xiao An think...