I Reincarnated into an ABO Fairy Tale and Became the Villain's Butler

Also known as: I'm Definitely Eating This Big Bad Alpha! Tsundere, dog-like wizard Alpha x hilarious, scheming Omega who's a hardcore beauty enthusiast and full of inner monologue Will start once it reaches 222 favorites I was transmigrated into an ABO fairy-tale book I'd written. In this world, there are berries that explode, a one-eyed bleating sheep, dancing rubber trees, and big-mouthed rabbits that love to eat people. Most importantly, the book also has a top-tier Alpha villain wizard. If you lie while looking into his eyes, you'll turn into a toad, and when he gets angry, he'll turn into a five-year-old child. The shrunken Alpha loves playing pranks. He can summon giant birds that spit venom, turn rocks into highly destructive giants, make a crooked farmer fall into a pigsty, and turn the wine on a rich man's table into cat pee. Although this young and handsome Alpha wizard is terrifyingly powerful, he has a side no one knows about. Magic keeps him forever young, but this power condemns him to endless loneliness. Whenever anyone approaches him, the icy aura around him mercilessly freezes them to death. But I'm not afraid. Because I'm destined to embrace him. Xi En lounged in a black cloud. Beneath his butterfly-wing lashes was a pair of weary, cold blue eyes. I stared at him without blinking, letting Cupid's arrow pierce my heart. "Who are you?" "My name is Wei Er. I'm your most loyal admirer. Every night before bed, I pray to God 218 times to become your faithful servant. Dear Lord Xi En, do you need a male servant? I can do anything except have children." A flicker of interest appeared in Xi En's long, beautiful blue eyes. Knowing exactly how to handle this proud beauty, I continued, "I'll make delicious food to cure your eating disorder. I'll tell you stories every night to treat your terrible insomnia." Looking at Xi En's beautiful golden hair, I added, "I can also style your hair every day." I got my wish and was allowed to stay. After a while, I really did cure Xi En's eating disorder. Looking at the Alpha, who still couldn't sleep, I said, "Dear Lord Xi En, you just need a pillow to hug." So, heedless of that bone-chilling cold, I eagerly became Xi En's pillow. Watching the Alpha gradually grow dependent on me, I knew I'd achieved my goal. "Dear Lord Xi En, please grant me a perfect Alpha. I want to have a hundred children with him." Xi En raised an eyebrow and stared at me with his deep blue eyes, as if he were about to suck my soul right out of me. He lifted me, seemingly frail, onto his lap and spoke in a magnetic, bewitching voice. "Am I not your Alpha?" As the author of this book, I had smooth sailing from the start. I thought I had the god's-eye view and could completely control every character and plot point in the story. Out of selfishness, I changed the plot without permission, and as a result, everything that followed became completely impossible to control. But to enjoy a shamelessly happy sex life with Xi En Howard, I walk the path every day of making this top-tier Alpha villain mend his ways. [Reading Guide] 1: I've decided to switch to first-person narration. 2: The top has magic, the bottom is an ordinary person, and Bu Bi is an adorable talking kitty. 3: The ABO fairy-tale world in this story is entirely made up by me. Don't overanalyze it. Next book: [Crime-investigation story with a top protagonist, I Only Solve Cases, I Don't Date. Please add it to your favorites! A narcissistic, tsundere captain gets face-slapped on his long road to winning back his wife.] Blurb: 2023/2/9 Theme: Don't fear those in power, don't follow blindly, and don't let your own desires control you.