I Work as a Teaching Assistant at a Cultivation Academy

I transmigrated to the cultivation world years ago, but being an ordinary person, I never met a mysterious old man or found any peerless martial arts manual.

To earn enough to eat, I became an assistant teacher at a cultivation academy.

[The dean is a gorgeous woman, full of charm~]

Sometimes I sneak out with the kids to buy candied hawthorn. Once, we got caught climbing back over the wall.

The dean just smiled and asked me, “Were the candied hawthorns sweet today?”

[The cook is an absolute master~]

If only my stomach had more room, I could eat more than ten of Baozi Lady’s steamed buns in one sitting!!!

Baozi Lady likes me best. Sometimes she smiles as she pinches my cheek and says, “A bun-shaped face is the cutest face in the world.”

Honestly, for those buns, I’d work here until the academy closes!

[The academy’s divine beast is aloof and prefers savory food~]

Here’s a little secret the kids don’t know! Every time they offer sweets before an exam, I quietly pick them out and eat them myself!

----Upcoming no-romance novel------

[The Ideal Farm Life of an Office Worker]

Blurb:

[About working 24/7]

Mu Lin as an employee: “You bastard of a boss, drop dead!”

Mu Lin as a farm owner: “What? I’m my own bastard boss now? This is great~”

[The heartbroken silkworm lady]

Silkworm Lady: “Sobs. I went up the mountain to gather ferns, and on my way down I met my former husband... Comparing the new silk to the old, the new girl just can’t compare.”

Mu Lin: “What! You can weave! How about investing in the farm? The more, the better!”

Silkworm Lady: “...”

Later

Silkworm Lady: “Boss, give me a raise! Hurry! I’ve poached all the customers from that faithless man!”

[The heartbroken carp girl]

Carp Girl: “How sorrowful, how sorrowful. There’s no need to weep over marriage... May I find someone who loves me faithfully, so we’ll never part, even when our hair turns white. The bamboo pole sways, and the fish tails flutter!”

Mu Lin: “What!” (voice cracks) “You can raise fish! How about investing in the farm? Six types of insurance, one housing fund, meals and lodging included!”

Carp Girl: “...”

Later

Carp Girl: “Boss, stop daydreaming and look up at the presentation! This is the business empire I’ve planned for your future!”

Mu Lin hugs her thermos and nods blankly. “Girls, there’s really no need to be this driven!”

Silkworm Lady, Carp Girl, and all the other girls roll up their sleeves: “Cut the chatter. There’s nothing for you to do here! Take the money and go play with it!”

Mu Lin: “Sure, I’ll disappear right away!”

Theme: Heaven rewards the diligent.