Come on, Little Panda! Let's Fight!

Synopsis:

Hello, everyone! My name is Lu Zhinan. The "zhi" in "know when to retreat in the face of difficulty."

I transmigrated to a remote town on the Jiuzhou Continent and became a good-for-nothing young master who disguises herself as a boy.

Ha! I've read this setup in no fewer than a thousand novels over my ten years as a reader.

I know I'm destined to face-slap my foes, make a comeback, and conquer the world.

But I don't actually want to become ruler of the world. I just want to be an ordinary collector of cute pets.

[Little Scene]

Lu Zhinan (currently cuddling a big cat...): Oh, damn, a snow leopard cub's tail is so damn alluring.

A rice ball even bigger than Lu Zhinan (protesting): Mmm, mmm, mmm~

Lu Zhinan (rubbing the rice ball): My dear little one, don't worry. You'll always be number one in Mom's heart.

[IN BIG, BOLD LETTERS]: The rice ball is a giant panda cub (if you're going to cuddle an animal, cuddle a national treasure. I have every right to be proud!)

[Setting]: A slightly chaotic fantasy world.

[Finally]: Everyone is just here to serve the plot! Romance is out of the question! I'm devoting myself to raising these little ones!

[Note]:

1. This is a no-romance story. The great god of Bishui gave me this guidance. If it doesn't work out, I'll give up ╭(°A°`)╮

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① My next novel is now updating: The Daily Life of a Palace Cat Cherished by the Six Palaces

Real Cat in the Harem Version: Traveling Cat

[Palace Cat Promo]

"Those not seen for thirty-six years..."

What do you do when His Majesty has too many consorts to look after them all? Left neglected for too long, they'll develop psychological problems! That's when we palace cats step in!

We can't count on His Majesty, but palace cats are different. We'll make sure everyone gets an equal share of his attention (hooray).

[About the Orange Cat]

I am Meowmeow, live in the capital's inner ring, and am known in the martial world as the Imperial Guard with Claws. My daily routine is parkour around the palace.

The consorts of all six palaces adore me. I've kept watch while the princesses fight, stood guard during the consorts' trysts, and run wild in the Golden Hall. Everyone in the harem is crazy about me (not really).

My catchphrase is: His Majesty's harem is lovely, and now it's mine!

A lovable, irresponsible orange cat with a harem of three thousand beauties x a homebody prince from the Cold Palace who doesn't fight for the throne because he'll be kicked out of the palace and never see the orange cat again

#The royal harem is full of hidden talents, that's all (not really)

Coming Soon: The Orange Cat's Sisters From Different Parents

① The Daily Life of a Temple Cat Saving Souls Around Town (odd-eyed lion cat)

② The Years I Spent as a Chinese Village Dog, KTVing the Dragon-Proud Male Lead (a little yellow Chinese village dog!)

Theme: Don't ignore a good deed just because it's small, and don't commit evil just because it's small!