The System’s Heart Is Shattered

Synopsis: A System hauled away in handcuffs by the police. System: Young man, doesn't your conscience hurt when you treat me like this? Boy: Nope. System: I'm so dedicated. I work through every holiday and show up whenever you call. Boy: I paid for a membership. System: I'm so good to you. When you can't sleep at night, I tell you stories. Boy: They're all ghost stories. System: When you're unhappy, I tell you jokes. Boy: They're all old jokes I've already seen. System: Sniffle. Do I really have to go to jail? Boy: Be good. Serve your time. PS: This must be the time a System has been treated the worst. Hahahaha --Divider-- ① Currently a hit: As a Palace Cat, I Am Cherished by the Entire Harem The harem's real cats version: Traveling Cats [Palace Cat Promo]: "Those who go unseen, thirty-six years." What do you do when His Majesty has too many consorts to take care of them all? Left neglected for too long, they develop psychological problems! That's when we Palace Cats step in! You can't count on His Majesty, but we're different. We'll make sure everyone gets an equal share of his attention. (Hooray!) [About the Orange Cat]: I'm Meow-Meow, from the inner ring of the capital. In the martial world, they call me the "Imperial Cat-Guard with Claws." My daily routine is parkour around the palace. I'm beloved by all six palaces. I've kept watch while the princesses brawl, stood guard while the consorts sneak around, and caused a ruckus in the Golden Hall. The entire harem is crazy about me (not really). My catchphrase: "Your Majesty, your harem is lovely. It's mine now!" A lovable, irresponsible, big orange cat with a harem of three thousand beauties X a homebody, cold-palace prince who doesn't fight for the throne and will be kicked out of the palace if he can't see the big orange cat #ThatLittleThingAboutHisMajesty'sHaremBeingFullOfHiddenTalents,Not (bushi) Coming Soon: Big Orange Cat's Sisters from Different Parents! ① As a Temple Cat, My Daily Life of Saving Souls in Town (odd-eyed lion cat) ② As a Doggo, Those Years I KTV'd the Dragon-Attitude Male Lead (a Chinese rural yellow doggo!) Theme: To be added