Yesterday, Hanyu Yanzhen was happily watching his teammates play tennis at Hyotei. Today, he opened his eyes and the world had changed.
Hyotei had gained a bunch of girls with bizarre names, Seigaku had a group of girls surrounded by ominous black auras, and even Rikkai, home of the Son of God, had acquired a bunch of girls whose hair looked like paint palettes.
They all got caught up in one fantastical plot after another. Watching them made him want to dig a hole in the ground, and he dug out an entire Hyotei.
The domineering young master and his sweet little wife, the Kansai wolf and his disposable girlfriend, Kunimitsu Apple being pursued by a rich young lady, and Seigaku's genius suddenly falling for his childhood friend who appeared out of nowhere???
Yanzhen: Get back to playing tennis, you idiots!
Atobe: No, this master is going to find Sakura!
The Kansai wolf: I'm off to get a new girlfriend. Manager, I'm taking leave from club activities.
Seigaku's genius: Ah, I showed up at the wrong time... When will you notice me?
Kunimitsu Apple: Don't let your guard down. Oishi, you're in charge of club activities. (Makes a lightning-fast escape.)
Yanzhen was completely dumbfounded. What the hell is all this? Wake up, you guys! If you don't, your precious tennis is going to disappear, hey!!!
The CP is set: Rikkai's little pig. Everyone is OOC (this is a tribute to all the over-the-top old-school cliches I read back in the day. P.S. This isn't based on any author's work. I came up with these ridiculous old-school plots by mixing things together at random. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. It's all for fun, so please be kind.) Blurb posted on 2021.9.29
Theme: Save our dreams and let them soar
Wait, I think it's better to record these and show them to them when they wake up! Hahahahahahaha, I can't control myself when I think of this scene! Hahahahaha!! (σ≧?▽?≦?)σ.
Alas, those who thought they were handsome back then, look at them now, they are all a group of 13 or 14 year old brats, go study now.
Big! Come back! Update soon! You heartless man! I miss you!
Hahahahaha I can't do it anymore. I felt embarrassed and ashamed watching Gu Zao two years ago. Now I just want to laugh when I watch it. I can't help laughing. It's so fun to persecute them.
…Isn't this person also an intruder? Who is nobler than the other?
Yes, when I see this mulberry garden, I always have it echoing in my mind: "Visiting my wife in the mulberry garden" is so dramatic.
Hanyu... I think you would be better off learning figure skating with this last name! Yuzuru Hanyu, whom I like very much, has the same last name as you...
Seeing the female version of Feng Bao... She actually lives in Bengbu hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Falling off the horse is not scary, being seen changing the vest is the scariest thing hahahaha
Dad, what will happen ten years from now? Is it from this world or from another world?