I Conquer the World Without Superpowers

After Blackbeard shattered Ling Ye, he thought his life was over. But just as he prepared to face death, he opened his eyes and was astonished to find himself living an entirely new life. In this new world, where there were no pirates, Ling Ye would carry on the virtues he had inherited from one of the Four Emperors, Red-Hair. And so Yokohama gained a son of the sun. He was upright and brave, always eager to help, conscientious and responsible, and ready to serve at any moment, earning the Armed Detective Agency plenty of praise. How could anyone possibly be with someone as sunny as Ling Ye? Not the beauties of Yokohama, and certainly not someone who practically had "I'm black sludge" written all over him. But people like that were the ones who longed for the light most. A certain detective (black question mark.jpg): An eclipse? The Bandage-Wasting Device (smiling): Exactly! An eclipse is my greatest wish in life. What do you think, Ling Ye? Ling Ye: My back hurts. Shut up.

Mini-scene: How would you describe your relationship with Ling Ye?

A certain Sky: ...I-It's... the person I... secretly... have a crush on! (Closes his eyes and blurts it out.)

A certain swindler: Hmm... I guess he's my shield?

A certain Emperor: He's like a disciple to me.

A certain single-celled organism: Big brother! (Very loudly.)

The Bandage-Wasting Device: Of course, he's someone who can accompany me in death~

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This book has pretty much become a dark chapter in my history. I wrote too little, and both the characterization and the plot were handled terribly. Please bear with it. I'm writing whatever I want here, and I'll do my best to make the next book better.

The next one will probably be a Prince of Tennis fanfic. After all, I love Bunta so much. (That's right, I've fallen for my first love all over again. My love for Chuuya and Dazai has turned into bubbles. Covers face.)

Coming soon: Chuuya Tries His Best to Raise Dazai. Yokohama's strongest, Hat Guy, is the right-hand man of the Port Mafia boss, effortlessly taking down anyone who tries to assassinate the boss. The Gravity User's reputation keeps growing, and the boss keeps looking at him more and more strangely. He's constantly being pushed around and ordered about, and despite his lofty position, he's exhausted. Then, one day, Hat Guy finally gets a day off and is just getting comfortable, ready to sleep, when a thunderclap shakes the heavens. When he steps outside, he finds the world in ruins, with only the Port Mafia's five buildings still standing. Hat Guy rushes to his destination, but his boss has already begun to disappear.

"No! You're the only one allowed to take my life!"

From then on, another world gains a person carrying a figurine and racing around to save it. They say that whoever finds him can become a god.

Hat Guy: Don't make things up. I still have to raise Dazai. I don't have time for this.

Mini-scene: The first time the Hat Rack set foot in a doll shop, he never would have dreamed he'd ever enter such a cutesy, frilly place.

"First time here, sir? These are the most popular and elaborate handmade dresses. I can help you pick one out if you'd like."

Covering his mouth to hide an awkward cough, the Hat Rack hurriedly took the little source of all evil out of his pocket and showed it to the shop assistant.

The adorable little boss, dressed in a big frilly dress, made the Hat Rack's nose tingle with the promise of a nosebleed.

"I'll take one of every outfit in the store."

Doll dresses. What a delight.

Theme: Less talk, more punching.