The CP I Ship Must Have a Happy Ending [Quick Transmigration]

[The quick transmigration story "Transmigrating as the Villain, Attacking the Male Lead" is underway. Its blurb is at the end.] After escaping an infinite-survival script alive, Pei You, a Level Ten veteran CP enthusiast, receives a mission to change the fate of the male leads in various small worlds. He’s initially uninterested, until he notices that whenever these male leads stand next to the male supporting characters, the atmosphere turns strange. He immediately becomes the ultimate wingman, helping build up the CP-shipping industry. In the first world, the male lead acts pitiful and clingy in front of his love rival, with enough green tea energy to drown in. Pei You: Here’s a heartwarming community care package: a five-piece bedding set. In the second world, the male lead actually manages to turn himself gay through sheer imagination, and falls for his love rival from a past life? Pei You: Here’s a marriage agreement. You’re not allowed to divorce unless you can’t have a kid. I ship it, I ship it! This absolutely has to be shipped! Pei You: “They’re locked in. I swallowed the key. If you break up my CP, I’ll scatter your ashes.” Later, the little System becomes even more hopelessly obsessed with shipping CPs than he is. For once, Pei You scowls when the CP kisses, and scoops up the little System in his arms. Pei You: “Instead of watching them kiss, why don’t we try it ourselves?” 07: “...”!!! Why is he trying to make a move on a ball? Help! Main CP: Crazy seme x sunny uke, one-on-one, happy ending, both virgins P.S. 1. The female leads in the small worlds are just background characters. The male lead is the seme. Read the story for details; I won’t spoil too much. 2. Thanks to the CP for the cover. It’s Pei You and the System in its ball form, 07! 07 will turn into a person! 3. No need to tell me if you drop the story! Thank you, thank you, thank you! * ["Transmigrating as the Villain, Attacking the Male Lead" is a sweet, seme-focused quick transmigration story. Every world has a happy ending!] Su Sui is an employee whose full-time job is doing nothing in the World Energy Bureau’s support department. He spends seven hours and fifty-nine minutes of his eight-hour workday asleep. His life motto is, “If I can slack off, I won’t lift a finger.” But because the department is short-staffed, he gets assigned to a popular book world to fix bugs and redeem the villain. And so... World One: Call me hubby, and I’ll give you my life Su Sui transmigrates into a villain in a modern romance novel. Before the protagonist uke was reborn, he was a scumbag who deceived him. Now that the protagonist uke has been reborn, he’s determined to make Su Sui pay. Su Sui’s mission is to redeem himself, teach the protagonist seme how to date, and give the protagonist uke a good experience of romance after being reborn. The protagonist seme has everything going for him, except that he never says anything that makes sense. So Su Sui starts reciting cheesy pickup lines to him every day, trying to win him over with heartfelt words and sound reasoning. But as Su Sui keeps going, the protagonist seme’s gaze grows more and more peculiar. He even starts repeating Su Sui’s lines back to him word for word. Protagonist seme: Babe, I went farming today. I planted a crop of devotion to you, five hundred and twenty mu of land. How about I give it to you as a wedding gift? Su Sui: No. Protagonist seme: Why not? I’ll give you anything if you marry me! Su Sui says expressionlessly, “Because you look a lot like my ex-boyfriend.” World Two: The Young Master’s Punishment Su Sui transmigrates into an aristocratic young master in an apocalyptic wasteland novel with no CP. Early in the story, the young master abused the male lead. The moment Su Sui arrives, he sees the male lead tied up in a water dungeon, his body covered in humiliating injuries. Su Sui’s mission is to redeem himself and help the male lead grow stronger and succeed as soon as possible. The mission seems simple enough. Su Sui frees the male lead, keeps him by his side as a bodyguard, and occasionally helps him cultivate his supernatural abilities. The male lead’s abilities do grow stronger, until he becomes powerful enough to get revenge on Su Sui for humiliating him at the start. One day, Su Sui wakes from a dream to find himself sitting in the control chair of the water dungeon, his hands and feet bound and unable to move. The male lead kneels beside him, kissing the back of his hand. “I’ve offended you, Young Master. You can punish me however you like, but you have to punish me for the rest of my life.” Su Sui: “No.” Male lead: “Why not?” Su Sui pats his cheek. “You look a lot like my ex-boyfriend, too.” World Three: The Slacker’s Parasitic Flower Su Sui transmigrates into a villainous male supporting character in an angst-filled entertainment-industry romance. He tried to seduce the protagonist seme, failed, and turned evil. Su Sui’s mission is... The mission hasn’t even finished loading when Su Sui turns around and sees the protagonist seme, whom he has bitten all over until he’s covered in purple marks, sleeping with a face just like his ex-boyfriend’s. Su Sui calmly wraps his arms around the protagonist seme. “...Never mind. Let’s just leave it like this.” Outwardly calm, narcoleptic seme x doting, motherly uke, one-on-one, happy ending, both virgins Premise: Work diligently, and your efforts will never be wasted.