The Society May Be Bound to the Melon-Eating System

Mainly focus on small sweet articles. Yunsong, a severe sociophobic with persecutory paranoia, was inexplicably bound to the system and transformed into the cannon fodder True Young Master in the story True and False Young Master. A second ago, he was still happy that he had a nine-digit balance and could live in peace for the rest of his life. The next second, I was told by the system that this was a betrothal gift sent by the protagonist. If I didn't get married, I would get nothing. Yunsong took out his homemade system crusher, huddled nervously in the corner, blushed and whispered: System, come out, let's, let's talk. System:...... System: Host, host, calm down! I have no ill intentions, I just bound to the wrong person, and I will never hurt you! (Crazyly taking out self-identification) System: Can I compensate you and give you a golden finger? Yunsong was still very scared. She quietly wiped her sweaty palms with the corner of her clothes and asked, "Golden Finger?" Will you make a lot of money if you sell this thing? Can I stay away from home for the rest of my life? System: No, it can't be, it's a golden finger. Yunsong's eyes lit up: Can it be used at home? System: Yes, I have to go out. Yunsong carefully handed the system crusher forward, trembling: I'm sorry, then you'd better die. * Yu Bai was invited to a banquet. The main purpose was to meet his marriage partner. The rumored marriage partner is an arrogant and domineering country bumpkin, who has no qualities, is full of swear words, and has poor hygiene. However, in reality, his marriage partner was fair and handsome, holding a tea cup and sitting quietly in the corner of the banquet. She looked cute and pitiful, which was completely in line with his aesthetics. Yu Bai was very satisfied. Just as he was about to approach, he heard sounds coming from nowhere—— [Yu Bai is so pitiful. Even though he was abused by an illegitimate child since he was a child, he finally has some rights. But tonight he has to be raped by the protagonist and be ridiculed and scolded by everyone. He is such a miserable little white flower. What? Mr. Gu accompanies Bai Yueguang to a banquet, but his wife is pretending to be dead and escaping. Mr. Gu wants to pursue his wife at the crematorium? [Hey, the protagonist of the party is eighty years old, how can he still be so energetic and actually play with his grandson's little boyfriend in the study? Yu Bai has been the sole heir of the Yu family since he was a child. He has never suffered at all and has had a smooth life. Hearing these words, he subconsciously wanted to refute. A miserable little white flower? Who? I? Are you kidding me? He looked left and right, and there was only Yunsong drinking tea beside him. He couldn't find the person who made the sound for a long time, so he had to continue walking towards Yunsong. However, the next second, he heard the sound just now again—— Ahhhhhhhh! Don't come here! Not even the little white flowers! Don't talk to me! Back, back, back! Yu Bai:...... * One day after marriage. Yu Bai, who thought he was cold and noble and definitely not a pretty girl, stood at the door of the wedding room, pretending to be pitiful. Yu Bai: Ah Song, it's thundering outside. It reminds me of that rainy day when I was kicked out of the house by my illegitimate child. I'm so scared. Can you stay with me? After a long time, the door of the wedding room was gently opened, revealing Yunsong's beautiful face, which was so nervous that it turned red, and her eyes were full of worry. Yunsong: Really, really? Paranoia of victimization, fear of social attack 1V1 mutual favor sweet text Food guide 1. Attack is real social fear, but it is not the same kind of social fear. 2. A perfect combination of attack and reception, a top match, a super match, and CP bans dismantling and reverse. 3. Decline to criticize the party and the ultimate documentary party. If you don't like it, click X. Please do not insult the protagonist and the author. Read the article in a civilized and harmonious way. Intention: I can see pines and cypresses, and I can grow tall with jade.