Everyone in the Sect Except Me Is Gay

[Writing about nitrogen fixation gets pretty slow, so I'll open up the full manuscript once I have a thousand advance reservations.] Su Yu has been inside this particular power-fantasy novel from Qidian for twenty years. One day, after returning from a sect mission, he realizes that something is off with the entire sect. The eldest senior brother, who used to earnestly lecture the second senior brother about dressing properly and not flirting with girls, is now blushing as the second senior brother flirts with him. The fourth and fifth junior brothers, who have always been at odds and considered each other lifelong enemies, are play-wrestling on the lawn when they suddenly roll together and start kissing. The aloof, abstinent master, who cultivates the ruthless path, keeps turning up with inexplicable marks on his body. Su Yu also often sees the domineering, arrogant little junior brother coming out of his room. Su Yu: "...This isn't just a little off. It's a huge problem! Isn't this a male-oriented power fantasy? Why has it turned into one of those danmei novels from JJWXC?" Just as Su Yu is hesitating over whether to ask, the eldest and second senior brothers go home together, who knows to do what. The fourth and fifth junior brothers suddenly announce they're becoming cultivation partners and leave for their honeymoon, while the master and the little junior brother go into seclusion together. Once again, Su Yu is the only one left in the entire sect. Looking at the deserted sect, he realizes that even the sweeper monk has gotten together with the guard watching the forbidden grounds! He looks at the Sword Demon, who has been by his side for so long, and a sense of foreboding rises in his heart. Su Yu: "You like female cultivators, right?" Sword Demon: "..." Su Yu: "..." Why are you blushing!!! [The male lead of a Qidian novel accidentally ends up in a fanfic] A beautiful, sharp-tongued, power-fantasy top x a handsome Sword Demon bottom who would rather act than talk. 1v1, both virgins, HE Reading guide 1. Main character is the gong, with a tiny bit of ensemble cast. My own take on cultivation, with lots of original worldbuilding. 2. To be added. Theme: Though the east corner is lost, the mulberry grove is not too late.