After We Broke Up, I Sent My Scumbag Ex to the Crematorium

For the sake of being with Shao Heming, Ji Rongshi reined in every one of his wild impulses.

He was strikingly handsome, knew how to behave, and spent seven years as Shao Heming's utterly flawless lover.

He had been sure they were in love with each other, until one day he happened to hear Shao Heming talking about him with a friend, his words full of contempt.

"He just likes to get sentimental over nothing."

Only then did Ji Rongshi realize that all that devotion had been an illusion. In Shao Heming's eyes, he was nothing but a toy to play with on a whim, something that could be tossed into the trash at any moment.

So Ji Rongshi decisively walked away.

After the breakup,

Ji Rongshi took over his family's company and built his own entertainment empire in no time. He brought different people to every banquet: a rising star one day, an award-winning actor the next, a king of pop the day after that. He was never short of company.

While rumors of him and the award-winning actor spread everywhere, Shao Heming sat alone in his office, his gaze dark and menacing.

Not long afterward, rumors of Shao Heming and Ji Rongshi suddenly appeared.

Videos of Shao Heming's very public declaration of love flooded the internet. Before he could give Ji Rongshi the carefully chosen gift he'd prepared, Ji Rongshi released a statement denying it.

Ji Rongshi: "We have never had anything between us."

Shao Heming: "..."

No, we have!

Decisive, no-nonsense bottom x top doing sit-ups in the wife-chasing crematorium

Reading Guide:

1. One-on-one, no switching tops, happy ending.

2. The bottom suffers first, then the top suffers. Wife-chasing crematorium.

3. Feel free to criticize the characters, but not the author.

4. The characters' values do not represent the author's values.

Upcoming: After Our Divorce, My Ex-Husband Voluntarily Enters the Wife-Chasing Crematorium

Ji Queqin took two years to fall in love with his arranged-marriage partner. It took the other man just one night to shatter his hopes for the future.

At an elder's birthday banquet, Bai Ting arrived with an unfamiliar man on his arm, acting so intimately that they looked like the real couple.

Only then did Ji Queqin learn that the man, who looked seven-tenths like him, was the unrequited love Bai Ting could never forget.

He was also the reason Bai Ting had agreed to marry him.

He had thought that two years of love would leave a mark on Bai Ting's heart.

But when he traveled a thousand miles to visit him on set,

when he cooked a whole table of dishes for Bai Ting's birthday,

when he lay alone in a hospital room after a car accident,

Bai Ting was off with his old flame, attending parties and watching that damned fireworks show.

Ji Queqin was always gracious and had wanted to part on good terms.

But on the night Bai Ting won Best Actor, Ji Queqin heard him outside the backstage lounge telling his old flame, "I'm not interested in playing out some love-after-marriage routine with him."

"It's cliche and beneath me."

Ji Queqin's hand stopped just before he knocked. He turned and threw the flowers he'd brought into the trash.

*

On their third wedding anniversary, Bai Ting returned home for the first time in ages.

But when he opened the door, the house was dark and empty. All that awaited him was a ring and a divorce agreement.

Ji Queqin was gone. Panicking, Bai Ting searched everywhere for him.

When they met again, faced with the cold man, Bai Ting was like a frenzied dog off its leash.

"You can't win me over and then just abandon me!"

Ji Queqin smiled and showed him his bare ring finger.

"You're too wild. I could never keep you."

Reading Guide:

1. One-on-one, happy ending.

2. Angsty wife-chasing crematorium, no switching tops.

3. Six-year age gap, younger top!

4. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting.

5. After splitting up with the top, the bottom dates someone else [Important!!!]

6. Feel free to criticize the characters, but not the author, not the author, not the author (muttering to himself.jpg).

Transmigrating as a Hostage, I Just Want to Be Lazy

Lin Shuxue transmigrated into a book as an unlucky hostage, sent thousands of miles away by an edict from his own father.

To stay alive, Lin Shuxue was forced to make a name for himself in a neighboring kingdom, despite only wanting to be lazy.

But on his first day there, he managed to offend the one person he shouldn't have: Yin Yundu, the crown prince and the original story's biggest villain.

In the original, Yin Yundu was cruel and vengeful, beheading people over the smallest things.

Hearing this, Lin Shuxue's lazy heart quivered. This was bad.

Sure enough, the crown prince taught him exactly what "vengeful" meant, putting it into practice himself.

Year One:

Yin Yundu: "My archery has slipped a little. Come be my target so I can practice."

Year Two:

Yin Yundu: "I dropped my jade pendant in the water. Go fetch it for me."

Year Three:

Yin Yundu: "If you don't behave, I'll order my troops to flatten your homeland."

By Year Five:

Yin Yundu: "What's wrong with kissing you? Come here. I'll wipe your mouth."

Lin Shuxue, who only wanted to be lazy, was held in the villainous crown prince's arms, close to tears. Why was it so hard to be lazy?!

*

In the original story, Yin Yundu died horribly, left exposed in the wilderness until wild dogs tore him apart. The ones responsible were the hostage from a neighboring kingdom and the story's male lead.

Lin Shuxue leaned against Yin Yundu's chest, letting him gently massage his lower back. Looking at the male lead before him, whose wings had not yet fully grown, Lin Shuxue quietly began to consider another plan.

Rather than be used by the male lead and then killed to keep him quiet, he wanted the lazy life he'd always dreamed of. Yin Yundu was obviously the best choice.

As for his agreement with the male lead...

That was something the unlucky hostage had promised. What did it have to do with him, Lin Shuxue?

*

As crown prince, Yin Yundu could have anything he wanted, yet he insisted on keeping the little hostage from a neighboring kingdom by his side.

Everyone was curious about this hostage and wanted to see what kind of person he was.

Yin Yundu gave a scornful laugh. "My little bell isn't for you to look at."

Of course, he had to keep a close eye on him day and night.

Reading Guide:

1. A bottom who wants to be lazy every day but can't x a top who does everything he can to keep the bottom from being lazy

2. One-on-one, happy ending

Theme: Join hands through the storms and walk side by side along the open road.