Mu Chi died, but not completely. He entered a game world called “Hell.” The dungeons were deadly, and he could only get a chance to come back to life by clearing them.
The problem was, Mu Chi was useless at everything, and his luck was unbelievably bad. He was the monsters' number-one target in every dungeon.
Luckily, he found a teammate. His teammate was incredibly capable, and could crush a monster's skull with his bare hands without breaking a sweat.
With his teammate's help,
Useless at everything?
Dungeon boss: “If you want to clear the stage, then leave...”
Mu Chi: “Ying Wuyu, I took the monster's head off!”
Unbelievably bad luck?
While fleeing, he casually felt around in the mud and found a magic weapon that could defeat their enemy.
Mu Chi: “Ying Wuyu, all your good luck rubbed off on me!”
When the two of them finally stood at the finish line, where no one had ever made it before, Mu Chi looked back and sighed. “After all that, I still haven't evolved into an expert.”
Ying Wuyu: “Shh. It's time for us to come back to life.”
Genuinely powerful top × inexperienced bottom who grows into a powerhouse
Reading Guide:
1. One-on-one, happy ending.
2. Two goofballs get together.
3. Silly, carefree antics every day. Logic is buried underground.
Ongoing stories: 1. “I Made the Scumbag Cry”
Ji Rongshi spent seven years by Shao Heming's side. He was strikingly handsome, clever, and obedient, the perfect lover in every way.
He knew everything about Shao Heming and wholeheartedly believed they were in love with each other.
Until one day, he accidentally overheard Shao Heming talking about him with a friend, his words full of scorn.
“He just loves making himself feel like a martyr.”
Only then did Ji Rongshi realize that the deep affection he'd believed in was all an illusion. In Shao Heming's eyes, he was nothing but a plaything to toy with on a whim, someone who could be tossed into the trash at any time.
So Ji Rongshi decisively walked away.
After leaving,
Ji Rongshi took over his family's company and built his own entertainment empire in no time. He went to banquets with different people: a rising star one day, an award-winning actor the next, then a music king. He was never short of company.
Just as rumors about him and an award-winning actor were spreading everywhere, Shao Heming sat alone in his office, his gaze dark and sinister.
A few days later, rumors about Shao Heming and Ji Rongshi suddenly appeared.
Videos of Shao Heming's grand declaration of love were everywhere. He hadn't even had the chance to give Ji Rongshi the carefully prepared gift when Ji Rongshi issued a statement clarifying things.
Ji Rongshi: “We have no relationship.”
Shao Heming: “...”
No, we do!
A decisive bottom who never drags things out × an ex who does sit-ups in the crematorium
2. “The God of Wealth Doesn't Have a Cent”
Ji Yunyi broke the laws of Heaven and was struck by heavenly lightning, sending him down to the mortal world.
After that, he discovered, to his horror, that he'd lost all his powers as the God of Wealth. He didn't have a single cent!
He lived in a thatched hut, ate wild vegetables, and wore patched clothes.
To survive, Ji Yunyi even started praying to his former colleagues. But he found that praying to any immortal other than the Kitchen God was completely useless.
Three hundred years passed, and he was still as poor as ever.
Until one day, he saved a man.
On the very first day that man arrived, Ji Yunyi ate his first proper meal in hundreds of years.
Ji Yunyi: Happiness came out of nowhere!
The longer they spent together, the better life got. Ji Yunyi once again experienced the joys of being the God of Wealth.
This man was like a blessing sent from Heaven!
But why did he look more and more like Ji Yunyi's mortal enemy in the celestial realm?!!!
At first, it was only a suspicion, but then the man revealed Ji Yunyi's secret. “You've been poor for more than three hundred years.”
Ji Yunyi gasped. The man bringing him all this good luck really was his mortal enemy: the Kitchen God!
Poor God of Wealth: So what if he's my enemy? For money, I'll put up with it!
*
After Ji Yunyi was banished to the mortal world, the Kitchen God Cang Tiao's days grew duller and duller.
To entertain himself, he took on a mortal form and entered Ji Yunyi's home.
But can someone tell him why Ji Yunyi was praying to the Kitchen God in the middle of the night?!
And that's not all. Why was he carrying a portrait of Cang Tiao right against his body?!!
Cang Tiao: Could I have misunderstood him before? Does he actually admire me?
Cang Tiao: No, that's not right. He clearly said he hates me most. But... he seems to be my believer.
*
The Kitchen God Cang Tiao and Ji Yunyi got along so badly that they could start a fight at any moment.
One immortal noticed that after Ji Yunyi was banished to the mortal world, Cang Tiao also disappeared without a trace.
Just when all the immortals thought the Kitchen God had gone to take revenge on Ji Yunyi, another thunderclap rang out, and the God of Wealth returned to his place in Heaven.
But Ji Yunyi wasn't the only one who came back. The missing Cang Tiao returned too.
They were acting intimately, and their magic tools were hanging from each other's bodies.
The immortals were stunned: Did the heavenly lightning fry your brains?!!!
#How I, the God of Wealth, prayed to the Kitchen God for money#
#How my mortal enemy became my believer#
The fourth day of the first lunar month is an auspicious day to worship the God of Wealth and pray to the Kitchen God.
Coming soon: “Transmigrated into a Hostage, I Just Want to Be a Layabout”
Lin Shuxue transmigrated into a book, becoming the unlucky hostage sent thousands of miles away by his own father's decree.
To survive, Lin Shuxue, who only wanted to laze around, had no choice but to make his mark in the neighboring kingdom.
He just hadn't expected to offend the wrong person on his very first day there: the story's number-one villain, Crown Prince Yin Yundu.
In the original story, Yin Yundu was cruel and vicious, and held grudges over the slightest offense. He would behead people over the smallest things.
Lin Shuxue's lazy heart trembled when he heard that. This was bad.
Sure enough, the Crown Prince taught him what “holding a grudge” meant through hands-on experience.
Year One:
Yin Yundu: “My archery has slipped a little. Come be my target so I can practice.”
Year Two:
Yin Yundu: “I heard you can't swim. My jade pendant fell in the water. Go fetch it for me.”
Year Three:
Yin Yundu: “If you don't behave, I'll order my army to flatten your homeland.”
Then, in Year Five:
Yin Yundu: “What's wrong with me kissing you? Come here, I'll wipe you down.”
Lin Shuxue, who only wanted to laze around, was held in the villainous Crown Prince's arms, close to tears. Why was it so hard to live the lazy life he dreamed of?!!!
*
In the original story, Yin Yundu died a gruesome death. His body was left in the wilderness, where wild dogs dragged it away and devoured it. The ones responsible were the hostage from the neighboring kingdom and the story's protagonist gong.
Lin Shuxue leaned against Yin Yundu's chest, letting him gently massage his aching back. Looking at the protagonist before him, whose wings had yet to fully grow, Lin Shuxue quietly came up with another plan.
Rather than be used by the protagonist and then silenced, he would choose Yin Yundu if he wanted to live the lazy life he had always dreamed of.
As for his arrangement with the protagonist...
Sorry, that was the unlucky hostage, not Lin Shuxue.
*
As Crown Prince, Yin Yundu could have anything he wanted, yet he chose to keep the little hostage from the neighboring kingdom by his side.
Everyone was curious about the hostage and wanted to see just what sort of person he was.
Yin Yundu gave a scornful laugh. “My little bell is not for you to look at.”
Of course, I must keep a close eye on him day and night.
Reading Guide:
1. A bottom who wants to laze around every day but can't × a top who does everything in his power to stop him from lazing around
2. One-on-one, happy ending
3. Over-the-top melodrama and silly comedy, haha (not really)
Theme: Break through the layers of darkness and find your truest self.
Haha, looking at it, I suddenly have to pay! I'm caught up. I'm all set. Is there any author who can give me a QAQ?
Ha
Mu Chi:??? Since when are you still acting like a hooligan?!!
Why don't you tell us what you are whispering? 🤷
Hee hee hee hee, he is so naughty in the supermarket.
Why is this so frightening to the child?
This person can't be Yin Hong, right?
He kissed him, so cute
A lot of foreshadowing, I'm so curious and want to know
How brave, am I so scared?