[Coming soon: Shan Hai: Anomalies. Please add it to your favorites! The blurb is at the bottom.]
Thanks to everyone supporting the official release. May everything go your way! *^_^*
Bai Su was the last nine-tailed fox in the world. To avoid a nine-to-nine, six-day workweek as an office drone at the Monster Administration, he decided to find a human to be his owner.
Step one: Tuck away eight of his tails and disguise himself as an ordinary Samoyed.
Step two: Find a high-quality human who's handsome (crossed out), rich, and good at cooking.
Step three: Once he had his target, run straight into them and pretend to be hurt.
After several days of watching, Bai Su finally chose his future owner: Qi Huai, the president of a company next door to the Monster Administration.
Qi Huai was not only rich and a little dumb, with a villa to boot, but also had broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and long legs. Most importantly, he was handsome (crossed out) and a great cook.
As a serious pretty-boy enthusiast (crossed out) foodie, Bai Su decisively chose to stage an accident with Qi Huai.
And Qi Huai, just as Bai Su had hoped, took him home.
From then on, Bai Su lived the heavenly life of having clothes put on him and food served to him, with the occasional chance to wreck the house.
Until one day, a great demon awoke, and Bai Su had to go help out at the Monster Administration.
On a certain mountain, Bai Su had only just changed back to his true form when he saw his helpless owner, who couldn't even take care of himself, and the... dragon tail behind him.
Bai Su: ??? You're not human?
Qi Huai: ... You're not a dog either?
Bai Su: Wait, you're that bastard dragon who plucked my fox fur all those years ago?
Qi Huai: ... Didn't you pick scales off me first?
#Basically, a story about looking for an owner, finding your nemesis instead, and then falling for him#
[Note from 2021.8.22, screenshot saved]
P.S. Feel free to point out things that could be improved, or tell me what you think isn't good. The author welcomes all [kind] feedback.
But please don't swear. Don't swear. Don't swear.
If you insult me, I'll switch into terrifying monster mode and insult you right back!
We're all polite little fairies here. Let's get along and prosper together~
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Please add Shan Hai: Anomalies to your favorites!
1.
When Qi Yuan woke up, he was in a frozen wasteland.
A huge crack split the sky. Countless dark shadows poured out, and piercing screams filled the air. It was just like the end of the world.
Nearby, a hideous monster chased a man and charged toward him.
Qi Yuan: !!!
Qi Yuan turned and ran, but he was still too slow.
The man died right in front of him, blood spraying everywhere.
And the monsters prostrated themselves, welcoming the king's return.
Qi Yuan fell silent. Qi Yuan pondered.
#What do you do when you wake up and find out you've been kicked out of the human race? #
Asking online, it's pretty urgent.
2.
As the strongest, cold-blooded enforcer, Jiang Wangyan had always been someone no one dared approach.
But lately, he'd run into a problem.
A laid-back man was like a tail he couldn't shake, lying in his bed and eating his food.
Noticing Jiang Wangyan's cold stare, he drawled, "Enforcer, why are you looking at me like that? I'm scared."
Jiang Wangyan couldn't see a trace of fear in him. All he felt was pure provocation.
So he threatened him: "Once I find proof that you're not human, you're dead."
The man, or rather, Qi Yuan, didn't care. "Oh, but until you find proof that I'm not human... Enforcer, you'll have to stay right by my side and pro-tect me."
Monster top x enforcer bottom
Theme: Love and peace
Finished spreading flowers! It's really good-looking. I was attracted by the copywriting at first. I thought it was an ordinary cookie book, but I didn't expect it to be a delicious Oreo! The part at the beginning where the two people are pretending to be a dog and hiding from each other is really hilarious, especially the part where they have to protect and maintain their three views at the same time. It made me laugh like a pig in the middle of the night, and I also looked forward to losing my horse. This can be regarded as one of the motivations for me to watch it. Then as the story line unfolded, especially the part where Xiaobai recalled the past, the quality of the whole story was improved. There were tears, laughter, and excitement. However, the big fly in the ointment was that the villain Qingyu's character design was not very complete, and the things he did did not make people suddenly realize after wearing them. Anyway, cheers, I really love this article!
Isn't the MLM leader Qingyu?
Is the story about the copywriting coming soon? I'm really looking forward to it.
Hahahahahahahahaha, fall off the horse!!!
That Qingyu is very suspicious. The MLM leader has the prototype of Feng Qingyang, but only one of Qingyu's scales is shown. It cannot be ruled out that he wants to threaten Bai Su with Qingyu in his hand, but it may also be that he directed and acted. And I think it feels weird to persuade Bai Su to stay away from Xiaohei in the end.
Ah, I cried at the end. It's a pity for Qingyu. If he had waited a little longer, maybe the ending would have been different.
But Qingyu won't come back, right? Has he fallen in love with Lian Xiaoxu? If Lianxiaoxu likes him and knows that he is dead, then it will be another story.
It's great. I finished reading it in one sitting.
The content and characters are great!
Suddenly I feel a bit sad QwQ