After Binding to a System, I Got a Happy Ending with My Secret Crush

[Coming soon: The Villainous Big Shot Is Jinxed in Marriage. Please add it to your collection! Blurb at the bottom.]

Su Tingyan has had a crush on school heartthrob Shen Ruohuai for years, never imagining she would ever have anything to do with him.

That is, until the first day of the new semester, when a minor traffic accident bound her to a Narration System.

Narration System: Hello, Host. As a qualified Narration System, you need to help people speak their true thoughts.

Su Tingyan didn't even think about it: I refuse.

Narration System: If you don't complete your missions, you'll be punished with electric shocks.

After being shocked, Su Tingyan wiped away her tears sadly: Missions don't matter. What matters is that I love helping people. So who do I need to help?

Narration System: Your crush, Shen Ruohuai.

Wanting to get to know her crush better, Su Tingyan happily (under duress) accepted the mission.

But she never expected that Shen Ruohuai, who seemed gentle and refined, would actually be a sharp-tongued, snarky jerk with two faces.

When a classmate asks Shen Ruohuai for help with a problem:

Shen Ruohuai says, "It's fine. You can ask me next time you don't understand something, too."

As Su Tingyan walks past him, she says, "What he actually wants to say is, 'You idiot. You can't even do a problem this easy? Go back and start over.'"

Shen Ruohuai / the classmate asking for help: ???

When someone confesses to Shen Ruohuai:

Shen Ruohuai politely turns them down: "You're wonderful, so you deserve someone even better."

Su Tingyan says expressionlessly from the side, "What he actually wants to say is, 'I'm too good for you. I deserve someone better.'"

Thanks to the Narration System's tireless efforts, Shen Ruohuai's image in Su Tingyan's heart was shattered into pieces.

Just as Su Tingyan was preparing to privately come to terms with the sorrow of discovering that her dream guy was a narcissistic, sharp-tongued jerk, Shen Ruohuai suddenly blocked her way.

Shen Ruohuai: You seem to know me pretty well, don't you?

Su Tingyan: ...Oh boy.

[The idea came to me on June 22, 2021. Screenshot saved.]

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The Villainous Big Shot Is Jinxed in Marriage

Li Qingyu transmigrates into a book. The moment she opens her eyes, she is standing by a window, with the villain who is about to marry her behind her.

She recalls what happened to the original character, looks at the villain's face, then glances at the balance in her account. Calmly, she takes off the shoes she prepared for her escape and puts on a pair of ten-centimeter heels.

Isn't being a rich man's wife great? Why run away from the wedding?

But Li Qingyu never imagined that being a rich man's wife would be so life-threatening,

because the villain is jinxed in marriage.

On their wedding day, both spouses end up in the hospital.

On the first day of their marriage, Li Qingyu gets a frizzy, exploded hairstyle when a pot suddenly bursts.

On the second day, Li Qingyu trips on a banana peel and nearly hits a tree and dies.

On the third day, Li Qingyu almost loses her life to a flowerpot falling from the sky.

At last, Li Qingyu can't take it anymore and decides to ask the villain for a divorce. To her surprise, he turns around and hands her a supposedly hard-to-come-by safety charm.

Villain: Can't we stay married?

Li Qingyu looks up at the ceiling about to collapse and says coldly, "Are you trying to kill me?"

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Xiao Xuchen has been unloved by both his father and mother his entire life. He has never experienced warmth or love.

He thought his life would always be like that, but then someone tore through the darkness and dragged him into the light.

But ever since Li Qingyu married him, she has been going to the hospital every few days. Xiao Xuchen initially thought they were incompatible by fate, so he went out of his way to get a safety charm.

Who knew that as he was about to give it to her, he would overhear her muttering that his jinxed-in-marriage aura was going to get her killed?

Xiao Xuchen: ???

#Shocking! Is My Wife Always Going to the Hospital Because I'm Jinxed in Marriage?#

#Wait, Am I the Punchline?#

Theme: Have the courage to face the diversity of human nature