After the Beloved Cat Picked Up the Demon Lord

[Coming soon to my author page: The Socially Anxious Beauty and His Childhood-Friend Actor's Secret Marriage and Great, He's Running Away with a Baby. Please add them to your collection, QVQ~]

Gu Zimian is an ordinary little kitten in the cultivation world, living with a big family of ordinary cat relatives on an ordinary little mountain.

In the morning, Gu Zimian sees his parents off as they go out to forage. At noon, he mooches a meal from the granny next door. In the afternoon, he plays marbles at the uncle across the hall's home. In the evening, he drinks fruit tea at the neighbor uncle's place.

The only imperfection is that he's the only little cat demon in the family who can't transform into human form.

Gu Zimian decides to go out in search of a chance to transform, but unexpectedly brings home a silly dragon who's been ostracized for being unable to fly.

From then on, everyone on the mountain knows that the little cat from the Gu family has picked up a dragon-shaped body pillow. They stick together for meals and sleep alike.

Then one day, Gu Zimian loses control of his spiritual power and accidentally blows up a mountain.

All the parents raise their recording orbs: "Sweetie, can you do it again?"

Gu Zimian: ???

Only later does Gu Zimian find out

His parents are descendants of divine beasts, and he's the clan's only young one in a thousand years.

His toy marbles are precious jade stones the entire cultivation world is fighting over.

His meat-strip snacks are the most precious parts of ancient great demons.

His sweet drinks are immortal nectar, priceless and impossible to buy even with a fortune.

His silly dragon is the rumored demonic lord, a villain who's good at everything except flying.

#This is ridiculous#

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As a half-demon, Su Jiuming was abandoned at birth.

To survive, he became the ruler of the demon realm and trampled underfoot those who had once looked down on him.

But then he met the little cat he wanted to hold in his hands for the rest of his life.

Coming next: The Socially Anxious Beauty and His Childhood-Friend Actor's Secret Marriage

Blurb:

He Yu is the aloof lead singer of a hidden-gem band, with a face of unsurpassed beauty. Onstage, his voice comes with built-in reverb and a megaphone. Offstage, he's a mute who doesn't say a word.

At a variety show's backstage area, he runs into Lu Yanting, an internationally acclaimed actor.

A rising young star from the same generation bows and greets him, asks for an autograph, and does the whole routine. He Yu sees the sea of heads and immediately turns to run.

His manager drags him back to say hello. He Yu sticks to his principle that no eye contact means no seeing someone, which means there's no need to greet them, and keeps his head down as he hugs the wall.

That day, #HeYuActsLikeADiva# and #HeYuLooksDownOnEveryoneAndSeemsToBeAtOddsWithLuYanting# suddenly trend.

No one knows that after the show, He Yu sneaks into Lu Yanting's car and walks away with a red marriage certificate from the Civil Affairs Bureau.

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He Yu, a severe social phobe, is set up by his family on a date with a greasy old man.

The day before the meeting, he's told that his date has been changed to his childhood neighbor and idol, Lu Yanting, whom he hasn't seen in years.

He Yu spends all day scrolling through a certain social media app and furiously memorizing a 300-character script for their meeting.

But on the day, the first thing his idol says when he sees him is, "Long time no see. Would you consider marrying me?"

He Yu forgets every word he practiced all night.

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Lu Yanting is at the top of the entertainment industry's pyramid. People tease him that he has a career but no life, and can only marry his work in this lifetime.

Then one late night, Lu Yanting suddenly posts a photo of his marriage certificate and announces that he's married.

The internet collectively has its heart broken and starts guessing the truth behind the marriage.

Even He Yu's bandmates are gossiping: "I heard Actor Lu got married because of a baby. If they don't announce it soon, the kid will be born."

He Yu: "..."

Later, He Yu's secret fan account is exposed. All its likes and bookmarks are collections of Lu Yanting's shirtless abs. He has commissioned fan art, made fan works, and done the whole fan-support routine.

The internet laughs itself silly. Meanwhile, Lu Yanting sneaks into the band's dorm in the middle of the night and has a complete meltdown

"Why watch edits instead of the real thing?"

"Does the screen feel better than I do?"

"Why do they call you their wife?"

"When are we going public? I'm begging you."

Theme: Gold will always shine. Be brave and break free from life's shackles!