Honey, Why Do They Call You Madam?

Upcoming works in my collection: "Great, It's a Runaway Pregnancy!" and "A Person and a Rabbit Run Away Pregnant." Please add them to your collection! Blurbs at the end~

Blurb:

He Yu is the cool, handsome lead singer of a hidden-gem band, a top-tier beauty who comes with a built-in megaphone reverb effect onstage, but stays mute and silent offstage.

At a variety show backstage, he runs into international movie star Lu Yanting.

While a rising young actor who debuted alongside him bows and greets Lu Yanting, then asks for an autograph, He Yu sees the sea of people and turns to run.

His manager drags him back to say hello. He Yu sticks to his philosophy: no eye contact means he didn't see you, which means there's no need to greet you. He keeps his head down and hugs the wall the whole time.

That day, the hashtags #HeYuActsLikeAStar and #HeYuLooksDownOnEveryoneAndSeemsToHaveBeefWithLuYanting suddenly trend.

No one knows that after the show, He Yu sneaks into Lu Yanting's car and secretly gets married to him.

*

He Yu, who has severe social anxiety, is set up by his family on a blind date with a greasy old man.

The day before the date, he's told that his match has been changed to Lu Yanting, the childhood friend and idol he hasn't seen in years.

He Yu spends the entire day scrolling through a certain lifestyle app, furiously memorizing a 300-character script for their meeting.

But on the day itself, the first thing his idol says when he sees him is, "Long time no see. Would you consider marrying me?"

He Yu forgets every word he spent the night memorizing.

*

Lu Yanting is at the top of the entertainment industry. People joke that he has a career but no life, and that he'll marry his work and nothing else.

Then one late night, Lu Yanting suddenly posts a marriage certificate and announces that he's married.

His fans all have their hearts broken and speculate about the reason for the marriage.

Even He Yu's bandmates are gossiping. "They say Movie Emperor Lu had a shotgun wedding. If they don't announce it soon, the baby will be born first."

He Yu: "..."

Later, He Yu's secret fan account gets exposed. Every like and bookmark is a collection of Lu Yanting shirtless, showing off his abs. He Yu has commissioned fan art, created fan works, and joined every fan-support event without missing a thing.

The internet laughs itself silly, while Lu Yanting sneaks into the band's dorm in the middle of the night and has an existential meltdown, one complaint after another:

"Why watch edits instead of the real thing?"

"Does the screen feel better than I do?"

"Why do they call you their wife?"

"When are you going to make it public and give me a proper title?"

Upcoming work: "Great, It's a Runaway Pregnancy!"

Blurb:

A beautiful slacker transmigrates into a book, only to be told that he'll pour heart and soul into helping the third prince win the succession and ascend the throne, only to be cast aside and die on the eve of the coronation.

The beauty: "???"

Who would pour heart and soul into anything? Me?

To lie flat, he climbs over the wall that very night and knocks on the Crown Prince's residence. "Hey, do you need another mouth to feed?"

The Crown Prince is perfect in every way, except for his severe germaphobia and love of bathing.

He doesn't just love bathing himself, he loves bathing him, too.

A bath in the morning, at dusk, and late at night.

He wakes him up to bathe him, and if he gets dirty after being cleaned, he bathes him again.

At his wit's end, the beauty kicks him off the bed. "Do you even know that washing a lazy fish too much makes it lose its flavor?"

But the Crown Prince is an expert at scrubbing, and not only does the lazy fish stay delicious, he even manages to get a little fish in his belly.

Afraid the Crown Prince will wash him and then want to wash the baby fish, the beauty dusts off his clothes and runs for the hills.

Three years later.

Looking at the snow-white rabbit and the muddy little child, the beauty smiles faintly and sets down the water dipper with a flourish.

He packs them both up and sends them back to the Crown Prince's residence.

Let whoever wants to wash them do it. He can't raise this kid at all.

*

One night, the Crown Prince returns home after a busy day at court, only to have a muddy child whose face he can't make out grab his leg without warning.

"A bath sounds great! Could you give me some clothes to wear?"

Theme: True gold always shines.