The Film Emperor Teaches Me to Flirt with Him Every Day

Completed novel in the author's column: The Cat Got Spoiled by His Rival Movie Emperor

Blurb:

Chu Ran, a little cat demon who hasn't cultivated enough, is an A-list star in the entertainment industry. He accidentally turns back into his original cat form and gets taken home by his rival, Fu Chen.

Forced to sit on Fu Chen's lap, Chu Ran clutches his steadily dwindling cat dignity and cries his eyes out.

Only...

His rival's bed is huge and soft.

His rival is an expert at petting cats.

His rival's cooking is top-tier in the cat world.

Having successfully conned his way into free food and lodging, Chu Ran lies on the big bed, eating dinner one bite at a time as his rival feeds him and enjoying a relaxing massage. He has only one thought: Fu Chen absolutely cannot recognize him.

One day, Chu Ran habitually crawls into Fu Chen's bed and finds his usual spot in front of him. Under Fu Chen's amused gaze, he warms his hands against Fu Chen's chest...

Wait, hands?!

#No, listen to my explanation#

#What do you do when your rival finds out the cat you're raising belongs to the competition? Online now, urgent!#

*

Everyone on the film crew knows Fu Chen has picked up a clingy, beautiful Ragdoll cat. The workaholic now brings the cat to work every day and slacks off to play with it. Even his once-dormant Weibo has started getting frequent updates about his daily life.

Fans before clicking:

"My husband's smile is so gentle. Wait, who's that little enchantress beside him?!"

Fans after clicking:

"Whose cat is this with no cat dignity? I suggest you give him to me so I can teach him some manners."

"He's way too clingy. You should still get rid of him. Just make sure to tell me where."

Meanwhile, a demon-cat CEO near the top of the rich list suddenly recognizes him: Isn't this my precious little brother who went missing fifteen years ago?

#Just found my little brother, and now someone else's pig has eaten my cabbage#

#How my status in this household plummeted after I got a little brother#

[Cheerful, goofy catboy bottom X aloof to everyone else, indulgent toward cats, mind-reading top]

Next book in the author's column: The One Everyone Hated Regretted It After He Died

Blurb:

Only as he lay dying did Gu Xingli realize that his very existence was a mistake.

The revered master he respected only wanted to use him to cultivate the Heartless Path.

His gentle senior brother tricked him into drinking Bone-Dissolving Powder so he could claim the title of first disciple.

The friend who had grown up with him stole the immortal pill that could have saved his life.

His beloved little junior brother pushed him off a cliff at the last moment.

Everyone thought Gu Xingli would return, until the soul lamp that belonged to him went out and the whole world went mad.

His master damaged his heart and soul, then pieced together the fragments of his scattered spirit.

His senior brother leaped to the bottom of the cliff, eyes red as he searched inch by inch for Gu Xingli's bones.

His friend, covered in blood, knelt outside Gu Xingli's room with the immortal pill in his hands.

His little junior brother watched over the soul lamp every day, destroying his own cultivation just to make its faint light shine again.

At the same time, a giant dragon that had slept for a thousand years opened its eyes, picked up the broken person on the ground, and carefully laid him atop its hoard.

Blurb:

Jiang Yining accidentally transmigrated into a novel as a brainless fan of its male lead, Mu Qing. Given the tragic fate of the original owner, Jiang Yining decides to stay away from Mu Qing and return to his old line of work, becoming a streamer thanks to his beautiful voice. But he accidentally gains a wealthy fan.

To "give back" to this fan, Jiang Yining promises to fulfill any one request.

Wealthy fan: "I want to see the streamer get Mu Qing's autograph, shake his hand, and have dinner with him."

Jiang Yining, who made a bold promise: ...

Jiang Yining works up the courage to approach Mu Qing and has just taken out his notebook when he slips and falls into the movie emperor's arms.

Mu Qing: "Want me to sign your body?"

Jiang Yining: ???

#Why do I get the feeling this movie emperor is making a move on me???#

#I'm really not your fan#

*

For thirty years, Mu Qing has lived a quiet, desire-free life: no dating, no scandals, no Weibo, and almost no interaction with film crews.

One day, he's spotted crouching on a film set, watching a livestream, skillfully sending the streamer gifts while chatting with him over voice call...

"Don't be scared. It's just an autograph. Movie Emperor Mu definitely won't refuse."

"Just shake his hand. Mu Qing is a really nice guy."

"Keep at it. Invite him to dinner tomorrow."

Everyone: ???

#Teaching a fan how to stan, step by step#

#Waiting for my little fangirl to make the first move#

Little scene:

After Mu Qing suddenly invites him to dinner, Jiang Yining is at a loss and secretly asks his wealthy fan for help.

Mu Qing, ignored, swallows half a lemon in one bite. He picks up his phone to reply, then suddenly sees the other person's face on the screen.

Jiang Yining, who accidentally tapped video call: ???

[Two-faced, old-school, doting top X lively, talkative, fake-fan bottom]

Warnings:

1. The bottom isn't the top's fan. No, no, absolutely not!

2. The entertainment industry is fictional. It's fictional, so please don't fact-check it.

Theme: Gold will always shine. Don't lose heart because of a temporary setback. Break through life's constraints, show an unyielding spirit in adversity, and your hard work will ultimately pay off