Turning the Beautiful Scumbag into My Wife

Currently serializing next door: Puppy-Like Top, Overflowing with Tea; QAQ, I Hooked the Wrong Guy. Blurbs below.

This story's blurb:

He Zeyu approached Lu Xianwei with an ulterior motive, and as luck would have it, Lu Xianwei fell for him at first sight.

The two of them were so fired up that they were just one step away, but just as He Zeyu was about to make his move, Lu Xianwei kicked him off the bed.

Lu Xianwei: "You're a top too! You actually want to sleep with me? Are you trying to get yourself killed?!"

They fought from the bed to the floor and became enemies. The second time they met, they fought all the way from a restaurant to the police station. The third time, Lu Xianwei's father caught them kissing red-handed.

After Lu Xianwei unexpectedly came out, the culprit, He Zeyu, took him in.

Later, He Zeyu spent his entire fortune getting Lu Xianwei into an entertainment company, where one song made him a legend!

And every song Lu Xianwei sings is written by the same person, who goes by the curious name Road Roller.

When a dominant top meets a scumbag top, who's the bottom? That's the question.

He Zeyu: "Why did you kick me?"

Lu Xianwei: "Let's try again."

He Zeyu: "Why?"

Lu Xianwei: "One last time. I refuse to believe I'll keep losing!"

He Zeyu: "You lost at stamina, you lost at skill, you lost at size, and you lost at length. Accept your fate."

Lu Xianwei: "One last millionth time!"

He Zeyu: "You do the cooking, dishes, laundry, and cleaning, and I'll agree to one more round."

Lu Xianwei: "Never mind. I accept my fate."

Reader advisory: Both leads are experienced adults. If that bothers you, please read with caution. The story is mostly slice of life. He Zeyu is the top, and both of them are short-tempered at first. Neither one will back down.

They spoil each other. There's no such thing as one of them groveling for the other.

Upcoming top-focused story: Puppy-Like Top, Overflowing with Tea

Soft, teary-eyed younger top x says one thing and means another, protective bottom

When Lin Cheng was sixteen, he fell in love at first sight with Yin Che, a man in a suit and gold-rimmed glasses. But all he could do was obediently call him Brother Che.

Just having this taciturn man pat him on the head was enough to make him secretly giddy.

Then, on his eighteenth birthday, he caught Yin Che after he'd accidentally had the wrong drink. Lin Cheng remembered that he was an adult now, and could do whatever he wanted.

With the advantage of living close by, he launched his seduction campaign.

*

Yin Che thought he'd been acting strange lately. His gaze kept wandering to the grown boy he'd been looking after for three years.

It was one thing for him to exercise at home without a shirt, but why did he cook shirtless, too?

Why was the massage he'd taught himself different from the ones at professional massage parlors?

Why was he one person around me and someone else entirely around other people?

Why was I paying so much attention to him?!

*

"Brother Che, can I hug you?" Lin Cheng asked, eyes red, tugging on Yin Che's sleeve.

"Brother Che, can I sleep with you? I'm scared of thunder." Lin Cheng stood at the door with bedhead and a pillow in his arms, looking utterly pitiful.

"Brother Che, can I kiss you?" Lin Cheng blushed, looking as though he'd cry if he was turned down.

"Brother Che, can I come in?" Lin Cheng looked down at Yin Che. Without his glasses, his sharp features made him look like a bad guy.

*

Yin Che's whole body was weak as he smoked. Another round of sobbing came from behind him. Annoyed and exasperated, he said, "Why are you crying again? I already did it with you."

"I'm crying because I'm happy, Brother Che. Let's be happy together again!"

"Wha, " Yin Che didn't finish before the cigarette fell from his hand.

From then on, they were happy together every day!

Upcoming top-focused story: QAQ, I Hooked the Wrong Guy

Ruthless, rich, peacock-proud top x cold, streetwise bottom who only cares about making money

Shen Yi was rich and handsome, and he had enough admirers to circle Jincheng three times. After carefully considering his options, he chose Bai Chenqiu, because he was the most attractive to him.

Three days after they got together, Bai Chenqiu said, "I'm sorry, but we should break up. I've been in love with someone else all along."

Shen Yi: Murder is against the law! Murder is against the law!

Of course, he couldn't just let it go. If you cheat on me, I'll cheat on you right back!

Following the clues, he found the true love Bai Chenqiu had mentioned. The gorgeous man had broad shoulders and long legs, and had fought his way through a crowd three times over.

Now that was one hell of a guy.

*

Shen Yi had every confidence in himself. Strutting over like a peacock, he said, "Hey, handsome, can I ask you for directions?"

The man didn't even look up. "Where to?"

His coldness gave Shen Yi a shiver, but he continued, "The road to your heart."

The man spat out his lollipop stick and grabbed the iron bar by the wall. "Where I'm from, you talk like that, you get beaten up."

*

Shen Yi realized he'd made a fatal mistake: he'd hooked the wrong guy!

Thinking about what he'd been doing lately, he was too embarrassed to face the man, so he packed up and ran. But half a month later, the handsome man cornered him outside a bar, iron bar in hand.

"What have you been up to lately? Why do you keep avoiding me?"

"I-I haven't."

The man's usually cool eyes grew misty. "I want to go somewhere, but I don't know the way. Can you tell me how to get there?"

Shen Yi found the words oddly familiar. "Where do you want to go?"

The iron bar pressed against his chest. "I want to get to your heart. How do I get there?"

Shen Yi: At this moment, I felt touched, but didn't dare move.

Theme: Love life, love yourself