[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Is It Wrong to Only Love Pink Hair?

All right, all right. I was in a bad mood after a breakup, and after telling everyone except my ex-boyfriend that I was going traveling,

I fell in love with someone else.

She had eyes and hair so beautiful that the whole world would be drawn to them.

Her pink hair and fashionable outfits made it so easy for me to fall for her.

In that instant, I started imagining a future with her, and made up my mind right then and there.

I! Am! Going! To! Pursue! Her!

...What did my ex-boyfriend matter? I'd become more and more indifferent about love anyway.

So, yes, she deserved to be adorned with jewels and dazzling lights, so everyone could marvel at her beauty and fall in love with her.

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