[Western Crossover] Are You Going to Play Along?

The World Consciousness was on the brink of destruction. One ordinary morning, every superhero received a plea for help from It.

After spending some time confirming that the World Consciousness really was the World Consciousness, they received a script. If they acted it out, the world wouldn't be so easily destroyed.

World Consciousness: So, all you have to do is play yourselves from a parallel world! I'm sure you can do it! Once I'm alive again, I'll preserve your memories and send you back to the time before you met me! Thank you, my children...!

And so, the superheroes began putting on a show!

Wing: Um... B.

Batman: ?

Wing: That's it? I'm dead?

Batman: Yes.

Wing: Isn't getting hit on the head and dying a little too... much like something an author would do to write out an unimportant character? (Covering the back of his head)

Batman: ... (He wants to agree, but it wouldn't be right to say so.)

Iron Man: A parallel world? White Canister. (Scoffs)

And then

Iron Man: (Aggrieved) (Acting)

Superman, in public: Batman! Die!

Superman, in private: B, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. (Choking back tears, puppy-dog eyes)

No CP, everyone has a friendship/family bond.

No breaking up canon couples. Going for comedy.

Theme: A happy ending where everyone is okay